The Book Of Ben Vol. I
 

A_Perfect_Sonnet, is the most quoteable user on this site heres the proof. He has an amazing opinion, and advice on all subjects here is a few select quotes carefully chosen out of roughly two million.

Me: start being quoteable
Him: dude, you can't just ask someone to be quotable
Him:that's like asking michael jackson to rape a kid right in front of you
Him: you can't put him on a spotlight

Me: booobs!
Him: I like, big ones small ones round ones and flat ones (but not so much)

Him: if cheerios were a woman id marry them
Him:they are everything I want
Him:nice curves
Him:Great taste
Him:and they don’t talk"

Him:who the fuck
Him:wants 10 maids a milkin?
Him:should be like
Him:10 maids a makin' me a sandwich

Him: i couldn't get it up, and you know, i'm man enough to admit that

Him:if i were the butcher, the baker, AND the candlestick maker
Him:could i sail in a tub?

Him:i may be sensitive
Him:but my penis is 10 inches long

Me:that one dude from death cab
Him:he's a homie
Him:that's what i get when
Him:i cross homo and indie"

Him:So this chinese guy whips his cock out
Him:and hes all
Him: THIS NOT SAMURAI SWORD!

Me: all there non-lame fans
Him: there aren't many of them.
Me: i stopped listening to them once they heard a boy brushed red
Him: i stopped when i saw the cd cover
Him: LOLZ
Me: LOL

Him:there was oral sex yesterday
Him: it's always on the table
Him:when you're me at least

Him:i officially decree myself good in bed
Him:now i'm going to wear obnoxious shirts
Him:with sexual innuendo and slogans on them

Him: and just call it
Him: Book of Ben Vol. 1
Me: ha
Him: then people on MB will start IMing me just to get more quotes
Him:: and the rate of quoting ben will increase exponentially as more and more people are sucked into my charming dialogue and sarcastic personality
Him: EVENTUALLY I'LL HAVE ABSORBED THE UNIVERSE
Him: TAKEN THE INTERNET BY STORM
Him: AND GOTTEN A BOOK DEAL
Him: CHILDREN WILL CRY WHEN I CRY, MOTHER'S WILL TOUCH ME (inappropriately)
Him: GOD HIMSELF WILL BE AT MY MERCY


& last but not least!

Him: taylor hicks is a shitty american idol"

What a cool guy!

Ethan did you ask him to start being quoteable so you could make this thread, or after you asked him that did you think of this for a thread. Eitehr way doesn't matter, what make it?

Interesting Quotes Him... it amazes me what people can come up with while on the spot like that..

Man, he is really cool. And so are you for making this thread. WOW! I wanna be just like you [/exagerated optimism]

No, through the past few months of talking to him i've been saving random things from him. Only the first one was like, asking him to be quoteable.

& Jesus guys loosen up, try and lighten the mood and you're all asses >.>

Yea i get that but a few of these really pointless threads have been made from random conversations that people have had.. and i presonally found the first thread that someone made like this weird yet funny for a moment but there's nothing that great about threads like these.. sorry.. and anyways seeings how did this.. post more quotes from him then.

Shut up

Listen i'm not attacking Ethan OK!. I'm just giving my thoughts on this thread, stop trying to be his 'hero' when theres nothing wrong with what i'm saying here. I'm not being mean, and i';m not trying to hurt anyones feelings. Stop telling me to shut up everytime you think something i say is crap. STOP! ok just stop for once you and your friends just leave it alone.

Bungalow bill didnt any anything...i told you to shut up...quit trying to blame him for things

how in the hell was i blaming him for anything? I just had enough from him and all his friends. Anyways please just leave it at that, so we can stop this fighting.. from everyone.

Sabrina, maybe you could make a thread showcasing your art work. Not only would it be intellectually stimulating, but you could try to pass yourself as more Bohemian than you already pretend to be.

You changed a quote to make it look like he said shut up....i said it...now shut up

I don't pretend to be anything that i'm not.. I am who i am wether you or anyone else on here believes it, i could care less.

grrr no i didn't..

so you think your art is good?

It's on par with ma_cherie's poetry.

my drawings are good for me. and good for those people that tried to buy it, and wanted me to draw them, and for them... and all that matters is that i like my drawings, my poems (as i like them when i first write them) and my songs (same thing).

Now just shut up about me and go back to on topic in this thread.. Stop trying to get my worked up and stop trying to get me banned, I won't go down to any of your levels. (for those who are at that small childish level)

Let this thread stand as testiment that trying to passify the MB comunity is a waste of time. People don't want to have fun around here, nor do they want civility.

Fight Fire with Fire. Go for the jugular.

You've got Low standards

The comedic device here was well executed. But insulting someones work is not. It takes alot of balls to throw your stuff out there, you shouldn't go around knocking people because its not your cup of tea. Art's subjective, lets conduct ourselves with a little more decorum.

Can we still talk about how much of an Elite contributing member EIMP is?

Talk about it all you want. You're just getting a warning incriment for each one.

Don't **** up, you're one of the more well mannered people aorund here.

Maybe I was complimenting her. I'm not always condescending and bitingly sarcastic you know.

And the thread I removed in the song writing forum? Don't assume im a moron. You're out of line.

Why dont we just let EIMP convince us of how intelectual she is

at least give him a % warn other then just a word warn..

either way Les i never did anything to you.. i guess you just felt it was time to be cool and jump on the ban wangon.. enjoy it.. i can only imagine how much fun it is to be cool on a forum.. much less one filled with childish ones like yourself. I feel pity.. the lives you all must have outside of here.. the fears, and the lost you all must have went through.. are you all picked on in school? does that make you want to be a different person over the internet? does putting someone down make you feel like a better person, like a more liked person.. I hope your happy with yourselves, and feel good about the things you say and do.

If I got a "warning" every time I insulted someone's work in my critiques over in S&L on MX, according to your standards, I would've been banned for every critique I made. My opinion is subjective as well, and to be stifled for executing my rights (1st amendment) is much more of an injustice than hurting someone's feelings for telling them the truth.

Im very happy with myself..and for how much you speak down on this music forum...LEAVE!..nobody is stopping you..so quit bitching about how childish we are

Thank you madame, I already did. I'd appreciate you letting us handle this since you're unwilling to cooperate.

How about you let the mods handle that on their own, instead of pretending like your suggestions hold any clout.

:laughing:

Hey Ethan, I think this thread has lightened the mood, mate.

Talk to someone who gives a ****. The first amendment doens't even apply to half the forum. Secondly, it is not all encompassing. Slander here, as it does in the real world, will find you at the wrong end of the law.

Boo hoo, I'm sure The Internet is sooooo offended by the fact I insulted someone through it! The last time I checked, movie producers don't sue people who give them bad reviews for anything, let alone slander. Bad art is bad art, and the public (in this case, anyone with eyes) is going to recognize it for that, and react accordingly.

Maybe you should make a scanned in picture of your law degree your avatar so I could actually not laugh at you trying to pretend you even understand what slander is or isn't. Because it surely isn't this:

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/2006/sabrina2ak.png

:rofl:

nice picture. I really don't care what you think about my 'art' why won't you just drop it?

Enjoy your vacation moron. Wasn't aware you needed a law degree to know the law. Still, I wish there was a way to prove to us you had some class.

slan·der ( P ) Pronunciation Key (slndr)
n.
Law. Oral communication of false statements injurious to a person's reputation.
A false and malicious statement or report about someone.

He didn't make any false statements genius. He said her art was sh*t.