Rice on it's own is heinously bland and should be avoided at all costs.

Beer - It is all four food groups http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif

^I'll my mom I want beer for dinner just for you.

Breakfast food

Hash Browns, Bacon, Eggs, Toast, Pancakes, etc etc

Breakfast for any meal, Nothin' wrong with that!!!

What the hell is that?!

looks like a french fry, chip, sandwich

SICK!

I hate greasy things so much.

is that...jissum on the sandwich or frosting

Use your imagination.