patience..and a steady hand...................

patience is not my greatest asset

Hook up with a Russian and don't pay her afterwards.

She'll contact the Russian mob, and they'll cut you into little pieces, if you're lucky. From what I've heard, American mafia are total pussies compared to Russians.

That's because Americans are bitches and kinda take the roughness outta you once you realize you don't have to use brute force.

And Urban:
I'm a little high on salt and I'm up to my elbows in pizza sauce so you may not want to add htis to yuor list.
But i whole heartedly wanna see you eat three extra large pizzas in one sit in by yourself in under 40 minutes. And you are only allowed 3 liters of any liquid you choose.

What do you need them for? I should be able to record things using my synth.

I'd love to see an Urban timeline, from birth to present day.

Highlights only of course.

Urban Timeline

{-------||------------------------------------------}
Urban starts hating U2

{Urban starts hating U2-------||----------------------------}
.................................birth of Urban

and we all know that its:

Urban hates U2
{||--------------------------||------------------------------------------------------||-}
the beginning of time the birth of urban




I don't need them yet but I'm just getting people lined up if I do need them :p: