I don't read any magazines, I think they are trash. But any time I have been given a magazine at the hairdressers or something, the front page is always like "Get a flat stomach like this anorexic woman by not eating!"

A lot of men's magazines are the same. My housemate and my band's drummer both buy 'Mens Health', which is a truly ridiculous magazine. Every issue has a picture of a guy wading out of water, or running along a beach sporting a bit of stubble and a six-pack and a slogan beneath reading "Killer Abs in just two weeks", or something like that. It has exactly the same style of picture and the same type of slogan in every issue. I'm pretty sure there's a limited range of abdominal excersises you can do, so how the hell do they manage to sell the same thing every time?

I vote you PM the pictures to me so that I can decide.

A girl who knows what she wants, isn't a dizzy mole, isn't a complete train wreck and lastly knows when to shut up.

What's the point of posting that statement. If there was some point, please just clearly state it.
Otherwise you're just wasting time. :)

Wasting his time?

He`s just described my ideal woman

No, Raine is just insulted because it described the opposite of herself. Let the woman vent, she's probably pregnant with a hormone imbalance.

That's f*cking rich coming from someone who's whole existence is a waste of time.

Anyway read your thread title. I described what I look for in a girl so pull your head in and go jump in front of the next bus you see. You'd really be doing society in general a big favour.

ooohhhh someone's getting a bit narky....

Little test for fellow lads....

if there was no one else in the world and you had to create a girl you would spend the rest of eternity with then which of the following things would you select from each category? And you can only select one thing from each category....

Personality
Good sense of humour
Intelligent
Dizziness
Wild girl

Tits
Big tits
Medium tits
Small tits

Arse
Pert arse
Big arse

Face
Nice eyes
Juicy lips
Nice smile

Body
Toned body
Curvy body
Skinny body
Fat body
wrinkly body
Dead body (for all you necrophiliacs out there)