What do I look for in girls.... hmmmm


1. They have to be a little older because I hate girls my age....They are all annoying.

2. Pretty eyes.

3. They have to like music....

4. They have to know when to not annoy me.

5. Sex (jk)

6. They have to be pretty.

7. No whores...please...thank you.

8. Drinkers are prefered

9. Cuddlers

10. One that trusts you...

Look, I'm not looking for a girl that shares all my interests, that's not possible for anyone.

But at the same time, I think it would be hard to strike up conversation with a girl who dosen't share any of my interests at all. You think a Noam Chomsky type would put up with an Ann Coulter just for the pussy?

It dosen't have to be music. I think I could mantain a relationship with a girl who doesn't share my taste in music.

Unless she likes screamo and metalcore, that's where I draw the damn line.

What is it about asses? What do guys look for once they are with a girl they find attractive? I mean obviously looks only get someone so far.

Asses are great. There is just something about them.

As if you'd even have a clue what to do with one.

:yikes: I would.

Stick it in the elbow?

As for me, I look for a girl with a sense of humor related to my dry and morbid own. That's the biggest selling point. If I can't laugh with them, then it's never going to work. That's why I'm happy I'm with mine, her humor shames even my own.

I'm not looking for anything in there, I already found what I was looking for.

Then why would you post?

Vagina dentata? :D