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Imonlydancing 07-12-2006 10:15 AM

I don't smoke :)
I mean, I have done, but it's rank.
I go to so many places where people smoke that i probably have so much crap from them in me, eurgh.
I don't mind people who smoke weed as much, i don't know why, i just have a different oppinion on in...

ArtistInTheAmbulance 07-12-2006 10:16 AM

not as harmful is all, i guess.
& is way more fun than smoking.

i smoke.. but in no way am i a heavy smoker.
like, people i know, that smoke about 47 a day.
thats just plain silleh. i dont even think i could find the time in the day for that. jeez.

Imonlydancing 07-12-2006 10:19 AM

ha, yes it's waaaaayy more fun than smoking...
anyway...

EDGE 07-12-2006 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inquisitor
I don't smoke.

I don't mind people who do smoke though; they can smoke themselves silly for all I care.

Thing is, I can't help but look down on them. Afterall, they're either completely dumb (still don't understand the risks), senslessly addicted, (lack of will power), or so arrogant that they think they're somehow immune.

Smokers only really bother me when they smoke without consideration for others around them. (Sure, sure, as the last poster admitted, not all non-smokers mind being smoked around - just the realistic and educated majority).

The talk of a complete ban of smoking is crazy. Despite the amount that smokers leech from the nhs here in the UK, they still generate masses of capital through tax. A ban in all public places would make much more sense. Like I say, so long as their smoke isn't effecting me or anybody else who doesn't wish to be effected, they have a god-given right to smoke in their own smoke-filled sheetholes. I also, btw, think suicide should be legalised. It's a god-given right, surely. (same logic).


Just to throw another spanner in the works, whilst typing this I've devised a fantastic way of curing a smoker's desire to smoke. What you do is you tie the patient to a chair with their arms tied behind their back, then force them to smoke cigarettes and/or cigars continuously, 20 or so at a time. (Big deep breaths). Whilst doing this you wear a protective nose and mouth mask, obviously to shield yourself from all the crap they'll be spewing everywhere. All lit cigars/cigarettes that are either spat out or finished with are stubbed out on the person's face and then swiftly replaced.

I promise that after around 10-15 hours of this smoking-stubbing-replacing cycle, they will never wish to smoke a cigarette/cigar ever again. :laughing:


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Trauma 07-12-2006 03:30 PM

I smoked for three years and quit cold turkey on 6/7/06, it's awfully hard.
I don't mind people who smoke around me, but I do mind pregnant women smoking, that's not right.

Edit: Pregnant women piss me off in general. And "cancer sticks" are hard to resist so I don't know how long I'll keep it up.

under 07-12-2006 03:31 PM

I don't smoke.....much.
I only do it when I really need to.

EDGE 07-12-2006 05:30 PM

"when I really need to"

sleepy jack 07-12-2006 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H.I.M
I don't smoke.....much.
I only do it when I really need to.

When satan gets ya down?

cardboard adolescent 07-12-2006 06:43 PM

I only smoke when there's nonsmokers around, so I can use their healthy, non-corroded bodies as ashtrays.

tdoc210 07-12-2006 07:45 PM

I dont smoke don't plan to, it killed my grandfather, but i don't care if people do it around me


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