best in the world (track, quote)

~~[MERIT]~~ · 08-24-2006, 04:23 PM

what one thing do you think youre better at than everyone else in the entire world?

sleepy jack · 08-24-2006, 04:24 PM

I do little boys pretty good.

explosions-in-my-pants · 08-24-2006, 04:30 PM

hard thing to put out there and ask really.
I don't think there's one thing I can do better then everyone.
I mean there are things I can probably do better then some people.. but not everyone.
I can draw better then alot of people.. but even more people then that can draw better then me.
etc...
and
Yay! your back.. long time no Oojay.

MURDER JUNKIE · 08-24-2006, 04:50 PM

masterbate

explosions-in-my-pants · 08-24-2006, 04:52 PM

don't you mean...
masterbating while drinking a beer, smoking.. and having the shower.. all at the same time?

right-track · 08-24-2006, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

masterbate

Don't let Marijan see this...he'll demand proof.

Quote:

Originally Posted by explosions-in-my-pants

don't you mean...
masterbating while drinking a beer, smoking.. and having the shower.. all at the same time?

Smoking at the same time would be foolish...one way or another the cigs gonna get wet.

Even if you manage to keep the cig dry it wouldn't be much fun.
Imagine the scene. Beer in one hand, pulling your brains out with the other.
This leaves only one place remaining for the cig...the mouth.
This will cause smoke to get in the eyes, which in turn means you'll be turning Japanese way before the point of no return.

Don't try it MJ...TOTALLY IMPRACTICAL!

tdoc210 · 08-24-2006, 05:02 PM

^ =/ ew

holdyoualways · 08-24-2006, 05:04 PM

im pretty good at screwing things up
& being a dumbass
im an expert at that

tdoc210 · 08-24-2006, 05:07 PM

i am teh best at making fun of ryan taber

adidasss · 08-24-2006, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

Don't let Marijan see this...he'll demand proof.

Smoking at the same time would be foolish...one way or another the cigs gonna get wet.

Even if you manage to keep the cig dry it wouldn't be much fun.
Imagine the scene. Beer in one hand, pulling your brains out with the other.
This leaves only one place remaining for the cig...the mouth.
This will cause smoke to get in the eyes, which in turn means you'll be turning Japanese way before the point of no return.

Don't try it MJ...TOTALLY IMPRACTICAL!

no, i'm pretty sure MJ does it better, i'm not that obsessed with it....
OT: not a goddamn thing...

08-24-2006, 04:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	best in the world what one thing do you think youre better at than everyone else in the entire world?

08-24-2006, 05:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	^ =/ ew __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

08-24-2006, 05:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
holdyoualways Elevator to the moon Join Date: May 2005 Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania Posts: 1,088	im pretty good at screwing things up & being a dumbass im an expert at that __________________ You're my satellite <3

08-24-2006, 05:07 PM	#9 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	i am teh best at making fun of ryan taber __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

08-24-2006, 04:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 924	hard thing to put out there and ask really. I don't think there's one thing I can do better then everyone. I mean there are things I can probably do better then some people.. but not everyone. I can draw better then alot of people.. but even more people then that can draw better then me. etc... and Yay! your back.. long time no Oojay.

08-24-2006, 04:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	masterbate

08-24-2006, 04:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 924	don't you mean... masterbating while drinking a beer, smoking.. and having the shower.. all at the same time?