Favorite quotes(Made up or not)
 

What are your favorite quotes to use in a report about something or to just use for anything that needs a quote.

My favorite is:

Love me for who I am, not for who you think you can make me.

It can be made up or a quote that you just like so much that you want everyone to see it.

I once fell when I had a little too much to drink. And I sang out to my friend: ''pick me up, before you go go!''And then she fell down laughing...

I guess you had to be there for it to be funny though.

6 X 9 = 42

dont get kicked in the nuts. it really hurts.

^F*ck yes. But even more; Don't get hit in the nuts with high speed dense projectiles. It hurts even more.

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when you're recording in the studio it's like masterbation, it's okay but still sucks. But when you play live it's like full blown sex...and is awesome.


I think one of the guitarist from the wildhearts said that a year or two ago in a magazine i read.

a penny saved is a penny that a cold heartless bitch will probably take away from you.

Don't worry about the goat going blind.
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When Nelson gets his eye back.

"Show me a man or a woman alone and I'll show you a saint. Give me two and they'll fall in love. Give me three and they'll invent the charming thing we call 'society'. Give me four and they'll build a pyramid. Give me five and they'll make one an outcast. Give me six and they'll reinvent prejudice. Give me seven and in seven years they'll reinvent warfare. Man may have been made in the image of God, but human society was made in the image of His opposite number, and is always trying to get back home." - The Stand

"We are afraid of losing what we have, whether it's our life or our possessions and property. But this fear evaporates when we understand that our life stories and the history of the world were written by the same hand." - The Alchemist

"All morons hate it when you call them a moron." - The Catcher in the Rye

"That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are." - The Catcher In The Rye

"Goddamn money. It always ends up making you blue as hell." - The Catcher In The Rye

"What kind of world was it where God would trap a person like a bug in a puddle of gasoline? A world that deserved to burn, that was what." - The Stand

"Who's your daddy now?" - Titan A.E. and newer version of Mr. and Mrs. Smith

. . . I've got some more. . . somewhere

"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone ... People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed and redeemed and redeemed. Never throw out anybody. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself, the other for helping others."- Written by Sam Levenson, recited by and often attributed to Audrey Hepburn.

One of my favorite war movies is probably Spartacus.

Two of my favorite quotes of all time come from that movie:

Draba: gladiators don't make friends. if we're ever matched in the arena together, I will kill you.

Batiatus: A good body with a dull brain is as cheap as life itself.

Oh and I think this one is funny, it's from "Big Daddy"...

"...You're girlfriend's acting real' hooter-riffic again." harhar.

Ok....

-David Tench "Leyton Hewit, You're happy to see him win coz he's Australian and you're happy to see him lose coz he's a knob"

P.S I can't spell Leyton's name so shutup :p:

I've seen a thread like this before.. I remember it.. does anyone else?

Yes I thought I did too...yes indeed there was one.

found it

click here for quote thread.

^ Yeah but that one is way old. I was making another one since it was so old.

You can't make new grandmothers, smartie pants.

well you have to be like the only one on this forum that can make a new thread just like an old one and not get **** on for it.. more so when that other thread was used only a few months ago...

^ it wasn't getting posts for 7 months, now I think that's enough time to have to make another.

Why not just bump the other one?

^ It's already been done. Look in the lounge

I know this, but what possessed you not to use ze search function?

Ah no bother, these will end up being merged anyhow.

^ I did, and no threads came up.

EDIT: Anyway, another of my fave quotes is, AN herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

When EIMP did it, threads came up. Alls ya had ta do was put in "quotes" in thee search function...like I said though, no bother, let's drop it.

"damn the eggs damn all the eggs that ever was!!!"- raisin in the sun

"i'm looking for a girl in a union jack t-shirt, mind you i didn't wake up this morning with a craving"- 9th doctor, Doctor who

"i am bad wolf"- rose, doctor who

" Get High... PIGS cant fly"

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One of my favorite quotes is also something of a joke.
Blondes take no offense to this please.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.

Priceless

You're the one making it into a bigger deal then it is, don't be all "no bother" and shit when you're the one making the bother. Jesus effing christ.

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