I'm not really a horse....I'm a broom.



oh my god you're a broom?

I was used as a mop once, it wasn't a pleasant experience

If you had been around you would see the tie in to me saying she doesn't go to the tracks. Shut up.

Honey do you want me to scan a ****ing race ticket or something? Or take a picture of me at the booth? Jesus, shut up already, let me have my fun, I'm not hurting anyone.

I would have sex with a teacher, hold up a liquor store, and drive as fast as I possibly could in a game of chicken.

except the horses =/

I so hate you cause your so damn rude... heartless person.

RAR is so cool.
if I had one day to live, I'd love to spend it surrounded by guys just like him.

desperate are you?

me?
never