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littleknowitall 09-05-2006 04:52 PM
I don't think i'm going to be made very welcome in the local pizza houe anymore because the other night i left all my clothes in the pub and went to order pizza on the condition someone bought me a few more pints in as i'd ran out of money, luckily someone threw me some underwear half way through the order, my nads were getting cold.

my mum thinks my cat died of old age but i used to try and make it smoke pot for novelty purposes which i'm pretty sure might have had something to do with it.

I'd make these anonymous but i'm not that ashamed and this is all i can come up with as of now, i must have done something better.

tdoc210 09-05-2006 04:57 PM
^ OMFINGG lol cat pot

littleknowitall 09-05-2006 04:59 PM
See! it is funny! and some people thought it was a cruel idea, pfft!

sleepy jack 09-05-2006 05:00 PM
Obviously moley's welsh..

littleknowitall 09-05-2006 05:01 PM
Can someone please tell me why the americans (most of which would be lucky to find wales on a god damn map) have caught on to poor english humour?

_Spinning_ 09-05-2006 05:02 PM
Ha, nice one Moley.
We use to get our Neighbour's cat stoned off his face then drop him over the fence when the neighbour got home.

The amount of times the neighbour thought his cat was dead...ah memories....

Ma Cherie 09-05-2006 05:02 PM
cause american humor is worn out...

sleepy jack 09-05-2006 05:03 PM
^Says teh least funniest person on the forum.

Quote:
Originally Posted by moley
Can someone please tell me why the americans (most of which would be lucky to find wales on a god damn map) have caught on to poor english humour?
BLAME RIGHT-TRACK
& its talking to you on MSN.
And you're crazy robin williams related words.

littleknowitall 09-05-2006 05:03 PM
Mine just sat there, staring, for hours, sometimes it would walk into things, id died of a few things, kidney faliure, a brain hemerage, strokes etc. not a fun cat death.

littleknowitall 09-05-2006 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crowquill
^Says teh least funniest person on the forum.



BLAME RIGHT-TRACK
& its talking to you on MSN.
And you're crazy robin williams related words.
Bah i knew he'd be behind this.

(sorry bout double post, im lazy)

tdoc210 09-05-2006 05:08 PM
wow seach for stoned cat on you tube

Ma Cherie 09-05-2006 05:08 PM
hey blame stupid american humor for my unfunniness my sense of humor died as achild accept in sick and twised ways for i try to live in way unsitely and sick ways

littleknowitall 09-05-2006 05:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq084cB0cbk

lmfao!

sleepy jack 09-05-2006 05:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by moley
Bah i knew he'd be behind this.

(sorry bout double post, im lazy)
What isn't he behind, or should I say who. http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b6...ughtysdasd.gif

bungalow 09-05-2006 05:16 PM
Two more, keep sending them guys, I'm glad this thread worked out.

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my first sexual experiance with another girl was when i was 12 years old with some friends of mine... i was supposded to play the man
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my ex boyfriend had the audacity to run up behind me in the middle of the mall and grab both my tits in front of the rest of the customers by just reflex i back kidded him so hard that everybody thought her would no longer be able to have any children what so ever...

and i only attracted more males after that fact... seems like no deterent...

These are both from the same person. coughrainecough

Laces Out Dan! 09-05-2006 05:18 PM
Hahahahaha! Alex Ftw!!

bungalow 09-05-2006 05:19 PM
I am honestly just guessing since I can't actually tell who sent them, it just says "anonymous"insertjumbleofletters&numbershere""

Laces Out Dan! 09-05-2006 05:19 PM
Oh yeah...*sigh*..i forgot about that.

bungalow 09-05-2006 05:22 PM
These things are pouring in

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i have stuck fingers into my ass for sexual pleasure and personal curiosity, 5 times so far. i am also male.
Man, I hope you're kidding.

bungalow 09-05-2006 05:25 PM
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I cooked and ate this potato.


http://i7.tinypic.com/286zgg2.jpg
Okay...

cardboard adolescent 09-05-2006 05:26 PM
This is the most pointless thread ever, seeing as how we're all faceless users online isn't everything we say on here more or less anonymous?

tdoc210 09-05-2006 05:29 PM
^ agreed, yet its fun to say outrageous things

mosesandtherubberducky 09-05-2006 05:29 PM
probably since he keeps count

Barnard17 09-05-2006 05:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bungalowbill357
These things are pouring in



Man, I hope you're kidding.
Ahahaha


No wonder they kept it anonymous, Adidasss might get excited if he logs into an internet cafe :P

bungalow 09-05-2006 07:31 PM
Don't be scared young children

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I think I may be *** and covering it up. I've never been attracted to girls and have started to grow strong feelings towards one of the boy users on this site...I've been doing sexual things with one of my friends for the past year or so he thinks its just playing around I'm scared for what my friends will think..

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i was seeing a girl who had a summer job working in a hotel i heard rumors that she was seeing a guy who was staying there over from europe i got a call from a buddy who dealed for a few buddies saying his girl friend had seen her in the mall with this guy and later she came up to her on own and tlod her that she wanted my buddy to fix her some coke. i called my girlfreind to ask if she wanted to hang out that night but she told me she was working then going to see a girlfriend. my buddy picked me up and went downtown to where they had said they would meet i hid down an ally and a bit later my girlfriend and this guy showed up. just as he was giving my buddy his money i ran out jumped him and both me and my buddy started kicking his ass my girlfriend was trying to pull me off him so i slapped her in the face some times and then kicked this guy while he was on the floor some more . after we stole all the **** in his coat all his money and his passport me and my buddy split the money and we ripped up his passport i told my girlfriend that if she said anything her parents they would find out there little girl was a cokehead so she and him shuld shut there mouths up over it she never said anything and i never saw him and donno how he got back
^^^BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!^^^

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On Mb, i really try to get urban hatemonger not to think im stupid, and yeah, i think he is cool, but still I think he thinks im stupid, and i dunno oh and.. one time i preted to give a blow job to me friend ryan.. and the drive thru lady was liek OMFG
^that sounds like TDOC or EIMP

Laces Out Dan! 09-05-2006 07:34 PM
haha yeah..EIMP is my guess.

bungalow 09-05-2006 07:37 PM
The middle one is my favorite so far.

dirt mcgirt 09-05-2006 10:10 PM
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my first sexual experiance with another girl was when i was 12 years old with some friends of mine... i was supposded to play the man
that story would have been more amusing if the otha girl was actually a large nigerian man, who was sipping paint remover, with his underpants round his ankles

bungalow 09-05-2006 10:13 PM
It was

EDIT: Oops, I was supposed to email that :o:

Urban Hat€monger ? 09-06-2006 12:10 AM
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On Mb, i really try to get urban hatemonger not to think im stupid, and yeah, i think he is cool, but still I think he thinks im stupid, and i dunno oh and.. one time i preted to give a blow job to me friend ryan.. and the drive thru lady was liek OMFG
Right-Track ?

right-track 09-06-2006 12:14 AM
:laughing:
I wouldn't even give a job to a friend of mine, let alone a blow job.

TrampInaTux 09-06-2006 02:47 AM
The anonymous person in the last quote was probably a more experienced member who was just typing like that to seem like TDOC or EIMP.

DearJenny 09-06-2006 05:42 AM
^good thinking.

bungalow 09-06-2006 02:29 PM
Update time. I just got this jewel:

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My confession is that I have posted, and am still posting, on Musicbanter under a variety of usernames. Access to a number of computers with different IP addresses has allowed me to do this undetected. I have developed seperate posting personalities and characters for each of these usernames and have even started forum arguments BETWEEN two of my usernames at points. Some of my guises are male, some are female and I'm stunned that none of the mods have picked up on this yet.

Before you start to worry, I'm a 19 year old male and one of my side-projects is a novel/play, based on the freedom which untruth enjoys on the internet. My behaviour is for research purposes, nothing more.

sleepy jack 09-06-2006 02:31 PM
Millybig is still among us =o!

Mama Booze 09-06-2006 02:47 PM
Why does Don come to mind there?

Spike*Spiegel 09-06-2006 02:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by moley
See! it is funny! and some people thought it was a cruel idea, pfft!
ive done this. its not bad at all!! in fact, i think it made your cat live longer

Laces Out Dan! 09-06-2006 04:57 PM
I dont believe that last one.

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe 09-06-2006 05:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bungalowbill357
Update time. I just got this jewel:
Quote:
My confession is that I have posted, and am still posting, on Musicbanter under a variety of usernames. Access to a number of computers with different IP addresses has allowed me to do this undetected. I have developed seperate posting personalities and characters for each of these usernames and have even started forum arguments BETWEEN two of my usernames at points. Some of my guises are male, some are female and I'm stunned that none of the mods have picked up on this yet.

Before you start to worry, I'm a 19 year old male and one of my side-projects is a novel/play, based on the freedom which untruth enjoys on the internet. My behaviour is for research purposes, nothing more.
oooooooohhh......fellow mods?......eh? EH?!?!

tdoc210 09-06-2006 06:14 PM
its EIMP lmao


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