I don't think i'm going to be made very welcome in the local pizza houe anymore because the other night i left all my clothes in the pub and went to order pizza on the condition someone bought me a few more pints in as i'd ran out of money, luckily someone threw me some underwear half way through the order, my nads were getting cold.

my mum thinks my cat died of old age but i used to try and make it smoke pot for novelty purposes which i'm pretty sure might have had something to do with it.

I'd make these anonymous but i'm not that ashamed and this is all i can come up with as of now, i must have done something better.

^ OMFINGG lol cat pot

See! it is funny! and some people thought it was a cruel idea, pfft!

Obviously moley's welsh..

Can someone please tell me why the americans (most of which would be lucky to find wales on a god damn map) have caught on to poor english humour?

Ha, nice one Moley.
We use to get our Neighbour's cat stoned off his face then drop him over the fence when the neighbour got home.

The amount of times the neighbour thought his cat was dead...ah memories....

cause american humor is worn out...

^Says teh least funniest person on the forum.

BLAME RIGHT-TRACK
& its talking to you on MSN.
And you're crazy robin williams related words.

Mine just sat there, staring, for hours, sometimes it would walk into things, id died of a few things, kidney faliure, a brain hemerage, strokes etc. not a fun cat death.

Bah i knew he'd be behind this.

(sorry bout double post, im lazy)