Where The F*ck Is Urban???
 

He hasn't been on in a while, so just for fun make outrageous predictions of his whereabouts and what he is currently doing.

My Prediction:

He is in Thailand on an escorted sex tour

What he is currently doing:

Recieving an exotic massage from a 15 year old Cambodian girl anxiously awaiting the command for him to turn over and recieve the "Happy Ending" http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif

he is in my bedroom. there are pink and fuzzy handcuffs involved. this is a fact. *MJ dirty smile*

Lucky Urban http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif

He may have picked up the final leg of the U2 tour

He is currently bottling the stage and being rushed by security

my vote is hes currently
in ammsterdamn
drinking orange juice out of the carton
while singing puff the magic dragon with bunch of
asain kids wearing pinstrip pants

Maybe he's left us and gotten a real life :)

I think he may be reassessing his career options, and is finally reaching for the golden ring and making some REAL MONEY doing what he loves:

ELVIS IMPERSONATION

Here he comes now!!!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...Kingdances.gif

Urban is sting ray hunting fuh sho

I cant see him as much of a Steve Irwin fan...hes probably just telling people how much better music from the UK then from anywhere else.