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Initial paragraph where I explain my position, or talk about something I'm hoping people will feel like discussing, and where I try to whip in a little humor to help stimulate the discussion and make people feel comfortable about joining the conversation.

Conclusory smart remark and invitation to comment, ended with an exclamation mark and smiley for levity! :)

Obligitary smart assed remark followed by cheeky wink ;)

Typical pessemistic reply to the topic at hand in which I question your intelligence, sanity, and sexuailty.

No smily face at all.

^ Usual remark about the post above being negative, followed by a comment on how were not all bad here.

Ends with a token attempt at staying on topic by adding a weak contribution to thread, in a bid to justify the comment made above and not to appear hypocritical. *beer smiley here* :beer:

Copy & pastes entire post above and adds a comedy PWNED picture.

Says something that doesn't make sense and usually implies I have a New York accent.

throw in a an off topic comment implying that the use of anal bead is extremely stimulating.

Makes an obligatory comment about the link between g@y men and wrestling, awaits for people to read his comment and quote it then add a :laughing: face, but no one does.

Questions level of intelligence MadeinNY posses. Wonders if said words are spelled correct. *Changes song**Changes again**Changes again**Changes again**Changes again* Is pleased with song.


/exits

lawls.

mkaes odd retort, and insults someone /banned

Bans Mikey for the mandatory 3 to 7 days and warns him that the next time this happens he will recieve a life ban (for the 20th time), whilst at the same time knowing within seconds of posting, Mikey will be pm'ing me with some lame arsed excuse, along the lines of... "masked armed bandits just broke into my house and held a gun to my head and threatened to kill me, if I didn't insult someone over the internet, honest".

harrases right - track via msn, until he loosens up, and then agrees to send a joy division record.
... and then deals with bandits

1. Completely ignores Mikey's previous post
2. Makes a joke about Right-Track, probably relating to his wife and/or his age.
3. Finds a post that somebody made halfway through the thread. Quotes it. Starts to tear apart the logical inconsistencies in said post. Gets bored halfway through this and posts the message without really finishing it.
4. Goes to another thread to do exactly the same thing.
5. Returns later on to the same thread in the hope that the object of step 3 will have taken offence and started to argue back.

Argues a totally different point, one that he quite probably doesn't believe in himself.
Realises that arguing has drawn him into the conversation, so instead of deleting his speech makes some half arsed comment also undermining right-track, probably something about Manchester.

Tells everyone he has just bought his 900th car for the year.

Makes amusing witisim that goes over the heads of everybody bar two people.

Laugh at witicism with obligatory :laughing:

Rant about how everyone needs to lighten up and stop getting banned. Random reference to previous post about *** men and wrestling and policitically incorrect statement that I found it funny.

smartass response about how professional wrestling is real and that anyone who doesnt like it is gay.

Points out how offensive & un PC it is to use the term gay in a derogatory fashion and then proceeds to call the poster responsible a retard totally oblivious to the irony of the situation.

Points out to oojay how fortunate he is that a certain Croatian no longer posts on these boards and how he would have made you suffer for making such a slur.

Addresses analogdemon about his contradiction, regarding his plea for people to chill out especially when he follows it up with a politically incorrect statement, such as he made, even if he did find it funny.

Ends with a friendly reminder to stay on topic, with a reference to not wanting to ban anyone else for the time being.

Makes it known that he is glad there are no Croatians on the boards given the result of a recent football match

*insert sad face here*

Suggests that it wouldn't surprise me in the least that the mentioned Croatian, may show up at any moment, because of the result of the recent football match. *bringit smilie here*

points out that "footbal" is really "soccer" and everyone except the united states is wrong for calling it that.

Points out that 'Soccer' has been called 'Football' since the mid 19th century and wonders how long it`ll be until the 100th Superbowl.

Gets pedantic and points out oojays spelling error of the word (footbal) football, in annoyance at Americans calling it soccer.
Rants for half a page on the global popularity of football, as opposed to gridiron, despite previously warning members of staying on topic.

(All the while knowing that Urban will beat me to the punch, because I type like a spasticated, club handed retard.)

challenges right-track to a fight for making fun of my spelling disability. followed by 3 pages of back and forth consisting of yo mama jokes and homosexual name calling.

comments on how this thread is no longer funny

Ignores the previous posts except for a couple. Makes controversial statements that are constructed to make self look intelligent but also generally demean the other forum members. Links to a couple of internet articles and talks to the people I'm making an issue of in an unnecessarily agressive tone.


Makes a sexual comment about Ethans penis.

Tells Rise that he's a ***got, then complains about the censor.

sites several quotes from google and wikipedia on the difference between soccer and football, attempting to pass them off as my own.

Tries to be nice and contribute, but ends up spamming hopelessly

makes pointless post that's generally ignored, possibly due to the fact i'm not much of a poster any more or possibly due to the fact i'm really just a bit of a prick.

^ Makes sheep reference using the word prick.

sobs quietly and somehow fails to come up with a quick witted joke about the english, then whines a little about how i'm always getting the welsh jokes.

Writes some comment along the lines of Bloody English...

Responds with a remark about burning both your peasant hovels to the ground, if there's any more backchat.

Makes suggestive comment about how Welsh girls are easy & that he should know.

By making the mistake of dating one :o:

Continues to comment on how the novelty of this thread wore off around 3 pages ago

Barely understands this thread because he is Australian /pwned