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Rockafella Skank 12-30-2003 11:44 PM

World's funniest joke
 
LaughLab researched and found the "World's Funniest Joke", but what do you think? Here it is:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Thrice 12-31-2003 04:39 PM

After I read that it was the funniest Joke, I had high hopes, but it was not nearly as funny as I anticipated, but it was still ok.

MobilizeTerror 12-31-2003 10:40 PM

That was OKAY.. I have heard better.

C.Criggy 01-01-2004 11:58 AM

**awkward silence**

Rockafella Skank 01-01-2004 01:19 PM

I was surprised to find that that is the funniest joke, because I've heard way better.

Interactive 01-12-2004 07:56 PM

I agree with you Spencer, that was somewhat lame.

Unfortunetly, because of where I live most of my jokes are no racially acceptable (doesn't mean anything about my character)..

strung out rulz 07-15-2004 01:22 AM

how about, what did the number 0 say to the number 8?............nice belt

or, what did the number 1 say to the number 10?........................your girlfriend is a 'huge bitch'

Eltiraaz 07-15-2004 08:31 AM

Well the hunter ones were funnier than those.

It was funny, but kinda weak IMO. Could've done much better.

This one amused me and my friends to no end when we were pissed one night:

Quote:

Elt: eh, wots a cheerleaders favorite cereal?

Friend: Hurh, I dunno.

Elt: Cheerios!!!

Both: HAHAHHA(for about a straight hour)
Yes yes I know not nearly as funny afterwards.

Yellow Card 07-15-2004 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strung out rulz
how about, what did the number 0 say to the number 8?............nice belt

or, what did the number 1 say to the number 10?........................your girlfriend is a 'huge bitch'

lol, thats heaps rad, better then the hunter one, the hunter one was still pretty cool.

the last one 07-16-2004 04:49 AM

the hunter one was good,but i don't think it's the best joke in the world. But then again, i haven't heard them all. Has anyone heard the tractor fan joke?


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