Omegle

Scissorman · 03-30-2010, 03:37 PM

I'm really, really frustrated. I was bored, so I thought I use Omegle to kill some time. Let me tell you, IT DOESN'T WORK. It's full of horny teenagers who just want video chat with horny (read slutty) girls. Anyway, another idea occurred to me: If anyone else uses it, you could post your experiences in here. Here is mine, this guy just supposed that I'm a girl (which I'm not):

Stranger: asl
You: I'm not answering that. It's obvious what you want.
Stranger: ım m
Stranger: 20
Stranger: greece
You: ok
You: 20 serbia
Stranger: u?
Stranger: boy?
Stranger: girl?
Stranger: ????????????????????????
You: well, that's the problem. when someone asks for asl in their first question, it's obvious what they want. You want to chat with a girl and you want her to show tits on camera
You: am I right?
Stranger: but ım boy
Stranger: not tits
Stranger:

You: I said that YOU want a GIRL to show you HER tits
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what ıs your msn adress?
You: for crying out loud, I DON'T WANT TO SHOW TITS TO ANYONE
You: It just bugs me that everyone wants to see them
Stranger: oooooooooffffffffffffffff
Stranger: what ıs prblem
Stranger: ım male
Stranger: boy
Stranger: horny boy
Stranger: ******@hotmail.com
Stranger: msn adress
Stranger: mt
Stranger: my
You: so what? if you're male that means that all the girls want you?
Stranger: yeah
You: well, guess again
Stranger: hey
Stranger: by
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Freebase Dali · 03-30-2010, 03:41 PM

Hahaha... Imagine his accent is like Borat's:

"What is problem? I'm male. Boy. HORNY BOY!"

lol

khfreek · 03-30-2010, 03:44 PM

I'd post my epic conversation I have stored but there's too many swear words in there for me to bother beating the censor

Zer0 · 03-30-2010, 03:45 PM

Yeah me and some of my friends used it for a while when we were bored in college. We used to pose as teenage girls, seek out the pervs and mess with their heads haha. Was great fun for a while but we got bored pretty quickly. It's mostly full of lonely immature american kids.

Here's a little something i came across though

http://topcultured.com/the-best-omegle-ownage-ever/

storymilo · 03-30-2010, 05:05 PM

You: titties!
You: oh wait
Stranger: In your face.
You: bra comes first?
You: or is it clothes
Stranger: You're not funny.
You: gawd
You: you sound offended

You: I'm training to be a pedophile
Stranger: More like annoyed.
Stranger: Okay, what the ****?
You: i dunno
You: it's like
You: I don't know if I should ask for titties at the onset to be more efficient, or kind of gradually ease my way in
You: I think pedophilia is a very complicated sport
Stranger: No luck here. I'm a guy. Bye.
Stranger: Unless... you're THAT kind of perdophile... Ee.
Stranger: Ew*.
You: *** pedophiles are grosser than normal pedohpiles?
Stranger: *perdophile
You: or what if I'm a woman?
Stranger: *pedophile
Stranger: You're boring. Get bent.
Stranger: I could've disconnected.
Stranger: But I didn't. I'm not just talking ****. I'm staying here and not going away like most pussies on here.

this is the part where I disconnected. lulz

storymilo · 03-30-2010, 06:46 PM

Stranger: hello
You: hi
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FETCHER. · 03-30-2010, 06:56 PM

these people are strange. my first conversationnn

Stranger: who wants to trade my **** pics for tit pics
You: get a ****ing life you twat.

storymilo · 03-30-2010, 07:05 PM

^ I had a much extended version of that.

basically this 13 year old kid thought i was a girl and I just started telling him for like 5 minutes to get a life and stuff in very vulgar terms. lulz.

Freebase Dali · 03-30-2010, 08:27 PM

That place sounds ridiculous.
I hope you guys only go there to record lulz.

Neapolitan · 03-30-2010, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

That place sounds ridiculous.
I hope you guys only go there to record lulz.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi random stranger
Stranger: hi *slides bloody axe under the bed*
You: So what are you doing with an axe?
Stranger: if you cant tell what im doing with a bloody axe then i feel awfully sorry for you
You: let me guess you were eating fried chicken?
Stranger: why in the world would fried chicken leave blood behind. does your fried chicken bleed when you eat it?
You: Well I thought you own a chicken ranch and make fried chicken from scratch.
Stranger: i have literally no words to respond. your answer has left me speechless.
You: So what are you telling me, you were not eating fried chicken in bed?
Stranger: no i was not

03-30-2010, 03:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Scissorman art is sold for money Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Belgrade, Serbia Posts: 730	Omegle I'm really, really frustrated. I was bored, so I thought I use Omegle to kill some time. Let me tell you, IT DOESN'T WORK. It's full of horny teenagers who just want video chat with horny (read slutty) girls. Anyway, another idea occurred to me: If anyone else uses it, you could post your experiences in here. Here is mine, this guy just supposed that I'm a girl (which I'm not): Stranger: asl You: I'm not answering that. It's obvious what you want. Stranger: ım m Stranger: 20 Stranger: greece You: ok You: 20 serbia Stranger: u? Stranger: boy? Stranger: girl? Stranger: ???????????????????????? You: well, that's the problem. when someone asks for asl in their first question, it's obvious what they want. You want to chat with a girl and you want her to show tits on camera You: am I right? Stranger: but ım boy Stranger: not tits Stranger: You: I said that YOU want a GIRL to show you HER tits Stranger: ok Stranger: what ıs your msn adress? You: for crying out loud, I DON'T WANT TO SHOW TITS TO ANYONE You: It just bugs me that everyone wants to see them Stranger: oooooooooffffffffffffffff Stranger: what ıs prblem Stranger: ım male Stranger: boy Stranger: horny boy Stranger: ******@hotmail.com Stranger: msn adress Stranger: mt Stranger: my You: so what? if you're male that means that all the girls want you? Stranger: yeah You: well, guess again Stranger: hey Stranger: by Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________ facebook Last.fm The Music I make http://www.indabamusic.com/opportuni...missions/52856

03-30-2010, 03:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
khfreek What a guy Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brentwood, TN Posts: 2,123	I'd post my epic conversation I have stored but there's too many swear words in there for me to bother beating the censor __________________ last.fm

03-30-2010, 03:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
Zer0 ∞ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,792	Yeah me and some of my friends used it for a while when we were bored in college. We used to pose as teenage girls, seek out the pervs and mess with their heads haha. Was great fun for a while but we got bored pretty quickly. It's mostly full of lonely immature american kids. Here's a little something i came across though http://topcultured.com/the-best-omegle-ownage-ever/ __________________ Last FM \| RYM \| The Final Sound Last edited by Zer0; 03-30-2010 at 03:51 PM.

03-30-2010, 03:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Hahaha... Imagine his accent is like Borat's: "What is problem? I'm male. Boy. HORNY BOY!" lol

03-30-2010, 05:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
storymilo Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,845	You: titties! You: oh wait Stranger: In your face. You: bra comes first? You: or is it clothes Stranger: You're not funny. You: gawd You: you sound offended You: I'm training to be a pedophile Stranger: More like annoyed. Stranger: Okay, what the ***? You: i dunno You: it's like You: I don't know if I should ask for titties at the onset to be more efficient, or kind of gradually ease my way in You: I think pedophilia is a very complicated sport Stranger: No luck here. I'm a guy. Bye. Stranger: Unless... you're THAT kind of perdophile... Ee. Stranger: Ew. You: *** pedophiles are grosser than normal pedohpiles? Stranger: perdophile You: or what if I'm a woman? Stranger: pedophile Stranger: You're boring. Get bent. Stranger: I could've disconnected. Stranger: But I didn't. I'm not just talking ****. I'm staying here and not going away like most pussies on here. this is the part where I disconnected. lulz

03-30-2010, 06:46 PM	#6 (permalink)
storymilo Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,845	Stranger: hello You: hi Stranger: ****s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s **s ****s :\|

03-30-2010, 07:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
storymilo Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,845	^ I had a much extended version of that. basically this 13 year old kid thought i was a girl and I just started telling him for like 5 minutes to get a life and stuff in very vulgar terms. lulz.

03-30-2010, 08:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	That place sounds ridiculous. I hope you guys only go there to record lulz.