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New Harry Potter book

Rofl. I imagine this one will be all about Ron

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Thu Dec 21, 12:14 PM

NEW YORK (AP) - We now have a title for Harry Potter VII and if you want to find out for yourself, visit J.K. Rowling's website and play a little game of hangman.

Rowling's U.S. publisher, Scholastic, Inc., released a brief statement Thursday announcing the name of the world's most anticipated children's book, the finale to her phenomenally popular, seven-book fantasy series.

No publication date or other details were offered. Rowling is still working on the book, she wrote on her website in an entry posted early Thursday.

"I'm now writing scenes that have been planned, in some cases, for a dozen years or even more," she wrote. "I don't think anyone who has not been in a similar situation can possibly know how this feels: I am alternately elated and overwrought. I both want, and don't want, to finish this book (don't worry, I will.)"

She gave no new clues about what will happen in the book. Previously she has said two characters will die and hinted Harry might not survive.

Meanwhile, she set up a little game for her Potter fans.

If you go to her home page, click on the eraser and you will be taken to a room where you will see a window, a door and a mirror.

In the mirror, you will see a hallway. Click on the farthest doorknob and look for the Christmas tree. Then click on the centre of the door next to the mirror and a wreath appears. Then click on the top of the mirror and you will see a garland.

Look for a cobweb next to the door. Click on it, and it will disappear. Now, look at the chimes in the window. Click on the second chime to the right, and hold it down. The chime will turn into the key, which opens the door. Click on the wrapped gift behind the door, then click on it again and figure out the title yourself by playing a game of hangman.

Or, you can just take Scholastic's word for it. The publisher says the title of the book is "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows."

The Harry Potter books have sold more than 300 million copies and have been translated into 63 languages.

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Originally Posted by Blainka (Post 315509)

Rofl. I imagine this one will be all about Ron

Harry and Ron are gonna discover theirs more then just the magic kind of wands.

If you get my meaning.

hahaha my mom came to me yesterday morning and she was like
"j k rowling said the next harry potter book's gonna be <<harry potter and .. >> ah i forgot the rest"
it killed me :laughing:

do people really read these books???

I read up to book four, but now they only seem to appeal to over-intelligent seven year olds and menopausal women.

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE (Post 315626)

do people really read these books???

Marijan reads these books...but he is gay. :/

Future book titles leaked;

Harry Potter and the Uneventful Year When No One Tried to Kill Him

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sucrets

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Kidney Stone

Harry Potter and the Uncomforatble Oversexualization of Minors

Harry Potter and the Socerer are Stoned

Harry Potter and the Burning Sensation

Harry Potter and the Camping Weekend With Ron That Will Never Be Spoken Of Again

Harry Potter and the Summer Internship

Harry Potter and the E Street Band

Harry Potter and the Things You Have to do to Get By in Prison

Harry Potter and the It Was All Only A Dream

Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Prisoner Detainees of Azerbaijan

Harry Potter and the Wand of Franchise Extension

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood, the Quadroon, and the Octaroon

Harold and His Big Purple Crayon of Adolescent Yearning

Hal Pot and the Intellectuals of Cambodia

Harry Putter's Magic Golf Game in 21 Weeks

Hairy Potter and the Bears of San Francisco

Harry Potter and the shameless Tom Clancy Crossover

Harry Potter and the HufflePuff Orgy

Harry Potter and the Weapons of Magic Destruction

Harry Potter and the Order of the Pizza

Hermione Granger and the Cryptofascist Misogynist Conspiracy of Hogwarts

Harry Potter and the Bizarro Harry Potter

Harry Potter and the Lil Bratz

Harry Potter and the Street Fighter II Tournament

Harry Potter and the King of Pop

Harry Potter and the Birth of Christ

Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stones in His Mouth

Harry Potter and the Jews and Crusaders

Harry Potter the Geopolitical Realities of the Post-Nuclear Age

Harry Potter and Whoever Alan Rickman's Character is are Totally Doing It

Harry Potter and the Cusp of Manhood

Harry Potter and the Gauntlet of Mucous

Harry Potter and Ma$e feat. Lil' Jon and The Ruff Ryders

Harry Potter and the Insidious Compact Disc Root Kit Installation

Harry Potter and the Gargoyle of Reacharounds

Harry Potter and the Sandwich of Crotchmeat

I'm actually really excited :(

awww dont worry, i read them....they were alright, bit over hyped....but they were ok.