Here's one of mine:


An Entry From My Notebook
Kearstis called me this morning. I had a very weird morning. First of all, I had a ton of crazy dreams. One of them was about a really, tiny, cute, pink, animeated, bunny that apeared in my room out of nowhere. It was soooo cute! But then I got suspicious. It was probably a spy! So, I went downstairs to show the thing to Mom. She suggested that it very well could be a spy. Her remark made the little guy mad. Then the bunny started to poke my hands with it's little claws. I was scared it was going to kill me. I had no choice but to kill the utterly cute bunny with the big, black, eyes. So, I broke it's little neck with my two thumbs. Then, I took the little body and tossed it out of my front window and looked down to see a very shocked Spongebob Squarepants. That little pink guy was a spy! I always knew Spongebob could never fool me! When Kearstis called me, I told her about everything about what had happened in my dreams. She was very pissed at me for breaking his neck.