My mom used to say "Eet kaas en matrijs." Those words have stuck and I pretty much live by them.

"I'm installing a security system so nosey little kids don't watch me run around my house naked smearing peanut butter all over me."

When I was 14 years old I was involved in a rather nasty incident, involving myself and a moving vehicle.
I lost and consequently spent a considerable amount of time recovering in hospital.
In the next bed to me in the ward, was a man named Geoff.
He was in his mid 30's (as I remember) and was in hospital for quite some time before I arrived and was undergoing a series of corrective operations (following a typical National Health fuck up.)

Over the coming weeks we became good friends and Geoff seemed to take me under his wing.
He was a happy go lucky kind of guy, until the morning of his last operation.
About an hour before surgery, he suddenly became very quiet.
And uncharacteristically, with a serious face and straight out of the blue he said, "goodbye" (which struck me as odd at the time) and offered me this advice..."lad...if you don't ask, you don't get!"

Sadly, those were the last words Geoff ever said to me...he died under the anaesthetic, later that day.

And ever since I have always tried to live by those words.



Don't bother...it's a waste of fucking time!

keeskop

Jammer genoeg maakten de Verpakkers het niet deze jaren.

I never knew Iowa was a dutch settlement.

Most Iowans are too dumb to be Dutch.

You cant change the world.....but you can leave a dent!

" I use ms paint ahahahhhhwahhahah"

".... i was born to lose, so i'll die to win..."
quoting my shirt about the size of my chest "stop staring they don't talk"