Goth Dating
 

And "HipHop Grillz Here".

Does anybody else pay attention to the oft misplaced site links which sit between the toolbar header and the thread section on this site?

What do goths do when they want to set a romantic mood? Do they turn the lights up? Do goth girls spend hours in the mirror removing their makeup before a romantic date? Do they have dizzy memories of staying up all day talking?

Just what does goth dating involve?

Meh, I personally ignore those ads.

I imagine a good goth date would be a meal of pork chops roasted in the blood and fesis of the animal.

i'll tell you from a goth perpsective, acually i enjoy a romantic dinner(around 9-10pm, ate sushi) and maybe debate going to see a dark movie or go star gazeing, walking in park at night, i enevcontempate going to a cemetary once

as for get "dressed" up i put on as little makeup as possible,( don't wear much any way acually) i will wear red and black eyeliner, some dark red maybe a deep purple/burgandy lipstick., last time i had a date like that(i don't go on many anyway, and i dropped most of my goth trend) i put make up on my ex..., he weird anyway, but he ended up looking kinda like kankuro from naruto....... then we made him walk thru super walmart*gives wicked grin*

Personally, I'm into the whole NORMAL dating scene. You know the one where the guy asks the girl to lunch or whatever, and even though I offer to pay she's so nice she picks up the tab. Then she gives me head in my car. Can anyone relate to that?

Very much so, though usually it takes more than one date to get that good of an ending, but it happens eventually.

It sounds like you only date tramps.

A classy girl would never, ever pay for the meal.

Speaking of which, has anybody else noticed the occasional vaguely hot homeless woman around and thought "I could scrub that one up"?

I sure as hell hope you are joking.... or overly desperate.

I think the words you're looking for are cunning and ingenious, Dave. Cunning and ingenious.

I was kidding... it was dinner.

Haha. No I always pay.