skeletons in your closet (quote)

02-26-2007, 08:33 PM

I consider myself an honest person, and here are some of the things I've done and am in no way proud of:
1. I used to take my cat and throw it across the room when I was in a bad mood
2. I used to have a dog who I would pick up and throw it on my couch real hard whenever it left and I didn't know where it was, When it came back that is.
3. I used to have neighbors who were a brother and sister & when I was in 6th grade, I made them make out w/ each other in front of me.
Of course, you might think I'm an animal abuser, but I feel like it was wrong, and now I love all animals, and am a vegetarian, so who else has some skeletons they'd like to get out of their closet?

Sparky · 02-26-2007, 08:35 PM

i like number 3 the most.

02-26-2007, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TheUsedToolguy

I consider myself an honest person, and here are some of the things I've done and am in no way proud of:
1. I used to take my cat and throw it across the room when I was in a bad mood
2. I used to have a dog who I would pick up and throw it on my couch real hard whenever it left and I didn't know where it was, When it came back that is.
3. I used to have neighbors who were a brother and sister & when I was in 6th grade, I made them make out w/ each other in front of me.
Of course, you might think I'm an animal abuser, but I feel like it was wrong, and now I love all animals, and am a vegetarian, so who else has some skeletons they'd like to get out of their closet?

You're fucked up dude. Seriously. The only thing I regret is not figuring this out sooner.

tdoc210 · 02-26-2007, 08:38 PM

1. i once overdoesed on ipeac syrup.

2. i have depression, and some sortof shyness disorder.

02-26-2007, 08:40 PM

I also suffer from anxiety/depression and have been taking anti-depressants for about 2 years now. Yeah, I would threaten to beat them w/ a stick if they didn't make out w/ each other, I made them do tongue and everything.

02-26-2007, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TheUsedToolguy

Yeah, I would threaten to beat them w/ a stick if they didn't make out w/ each other, I made them do tongue and everything.

I hope to God that you're kidding...

tdoc210 · 02-26-2007, 08:42 PM

thats hot, jk, thats really odd.
i used to pretend to be a girl at the pool LMAO when i was 2

Sparky · 02-26-2007, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

I hope to God that you're kidding...

i dont, doesn't seem to out-of-place for him. We got some child-meloster **** going on now.

02-26-2007, 08:44 PM

no, my other neighbors had sex w/ each other that were also bro. and sis. I was again in the 6th grade. I didn't really make them do it, but I did watch them. We decided to play this doctor game, where 'for medical purposes they were to enact the process of fertilization, and they did it, but he didn't hav a boner, so it was kind of weird. He had to squish it in there.

02-26-2007, 08:46 PM

Can a mod PLEASE lock this before Chris Hansen shows up at TUTG's house?

02-26-2007, 08:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
TheUsedToolguy Guest Posts: n/a	skeletons in your closet I consider myself an honest person, and here are some of the things I've done and am in no way proud of: 1. I used to take my cat and throw it across the room when I was in a bad mood 2. I used to have a dog who I would pick up and throw it on my couch real hard whenever it left and I didn't know where it was, When it came back that is. 3. I used to have neighbors who were a brother and sister & when I was in 6th grade, I made them make out w/ each other in front of me. Of course, you might think I'm an animal abuser, but I feel like it was wrong, and now I love all animals, and am a vegetarian, so who else has some skeletons they'd like to get out of their closet?

02-26-2007, 08:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,608	1. i once overdoesed on ipeac syrup. 2. i have depression, and some sortof shyness disorder. __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

02-26-2007, 08:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,608	thats hot, jk, thats really odd. i used to pretend to be a girl at the pool LMAO when i was 2 __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

02-26-2007, 08:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	i like number 3 the most.

02-26-2007, 08:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
TheUsedToolguy Guest Posts: n/a	I also suffer from anxiety/depression and have been taking anti-depressants for about 2 years now. Yeah, I would threaten to beat them w/ a stick if they didn't make out w/ each other, I made them do tongue and everything.

02-26-2007, 08:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
TheUsedToolguy Guest Posts: n/a	no, my other neighbors had sex w/ each other that were also bro. and sis. I was again in the 6th grade. I didn't really make them do it, but I did watch them. We decided to play this doctor game, where 'for medical purposes they were to enact the process of fertilization, and they did it, but he didn't hav a boner, so it was kind of weird. He had to squish it in there.

02-26-2007, 08:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
[MERIT] Guest Posts: n/a	Can a mod PLEASE lock this before Chris Hansen shows up at TUTG's house?