zing.

lol, plus I did it w/ a prostitute

wow. well seeing as how nothing i say will have an impact now, i had sex dreams with my aunt going on for a while when i was 13.

Honestly, you should have kept that stuff to yourself.

Here's something from my friend's closet:

He hit a homeless guy with a sideview mirror while he was driving, dropped him in an alley, and threw a 20 dollar bill on him. His mom was with him.

well.
im actually petrified of death.
Im also, pessimistic, and, i think i might have some mental issues, even though i dont beleive in them. I think i might have made them up, or just to be weird i dunno. Im also an arrogant prick, only because i actually am shy, and have low self esteem.
also, i overanalyze everything.
i have a blood disorder, called rhenoids.
I perceive things differently.
I wa sonce in a speech therapy class.

how would hitting someone w/ his mirror knock him down?

yeah, I'm scared of death, too. I've convinced myself that I won't be when I get older, ya know, around 60 or so, although hopefully, by the time I'm 40 I won't be.

you think that's bad, I once jerked off to the sound of my sister doing it in the other room

dude your creepy as ****..

Well, my mom thinks I might have been molested when I was younger, so that might help explain it.