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03-11-2007 02:37 PM |
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Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic
(Post 347836)
buy a vibrator.
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Ok, thats hot.
I would buy a hooker, of course its to late for that. I have proof that I have had sex at least 3 times.
Off subject a little. When I was in the Army, just before I got out, I had a new guy come in. He was a good kid, and a virgin. Well, he had a girlfriend that he was engaged to for quite some time. He was slated to go to Iraq in just a couple months, so he invited her out so they could get married. As a joke, I told him to hold off on having sex with her because as of now he didn't know what he was missing. So if he did it, he would spend a year thinking of nothing but sex. I TOLD HIM AS A JOKE. Well, when he returned to work after sending her back to Cali (this was in Kansas), I asked him how it felt to be a man. His words were; "Well Sergeant, I thought about it and decided that you were right. We decided to wait 'till I get back to have sex the first time". Well, at this point I about **** my pants because if he goes to war and dies a virgin, its my fault. It took some work, but I got her back to Kansas before he left. He also ended up coming home fine anyway.
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