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adidasss 03-11-2007 05:46 AM

Die a virgin.

ArtistInTheAmbulance 03-11-2007 06:18 AM

it actually seriously makes me happy how many people would rather die a virgin =]
i think, living down here, everyone focuses way too much on sex cause theres nowt else to do.
ahah. i approve of how many people ARENT so frickin dependant or centered on sex.
yay. :)

Kevorkian Logic 03-11-2007 09:01 AM

buy a vibrator.

enemyat_thesix 03-11-2007 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ma Cherie (Post 347797)
between those 2 choices only, die a virgin, i want to have sex with someone i care about, not some person of the side of the street

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Spinning_ (Post 347813)
/add poll anyone?

both quoted for emphasis.

TheUsedToolguy 03-11-2007 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtistInTheAmbulance (Post 347824)
it actually seriously makes me happy how many people would rather die a virgin =]
i think, living down here, everyone focuses way too much on sex cause theres nowt else to do.
ahah. i approve of how many people ARENT so frickin dependant or centered on sex.
yay. :)

That's true; me being a virgin as long as I was, I wished I could have felt totally secure in my choice, but I have to admit, the peer pressure did get to me a little bit. If most people could have been more respectful, like 'well, that's your decision and I respect it,' but instead were all, 'You're a virgin? AHAHAHA! Oh man, that's so pathetic.' In a way, I wanted to see what all the fuss was about, and now that I've done it, I'm actually relieved I can say I did it, just so I don't have to fluck with people trying to always prey on your weaknesses and make you feel small. I guess for anyone reading this I would say, if people make fun of you for being a virgin, it definitely tells you about how they lost their virginity. They were pressured into it, and would have felt small if they didn't do it.

skindredluver 03-11-2007 10:27 AM

Die a virgin

riseagainstrocks 03-11-2007 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by PaperHurricanesAndPlanes (Post 347768)
Would you rather die a virgin or pay for sex? I don't know...just sorta popped into my head.

Contemplating suicide?

and as for me...hmmm...I like to experiance all things, so I'd pay for sex, but I'd be all sorts of ****ed up.

Predator 03-11-2007 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic (Post 347836)
buy a vibrator.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ok, thats hot.


I would buy a hooker, of course its to late for that. I have proof that I have had sex at least 3 times.

Off subject a little. When I was in the Army, just before I got out, I had a new guy come in. He was a good kid, and a virgin. Well, he had a girlfriend that he was engaged to for quite some time. He was slated to go to Iraq in just a couple months, so he invited her out so they could get married. As a joke, I told him to hold off on having sex with her because as of now he didn't know what he was missing. So if he did it, he would spend a year thinking of nothing but sex. I TOLD HIM AS A JOKE. Well, when he returned to work after sending her back to Cali (this was in Kansas), I asked him how it felt to be a man. His words were; "Well Sergeant, I thought about it and decided that you were right. We decided to wait 'till I get back to have sex the first time". Well, at this point I about **** my pants because if he goes to war and dies a virgin, its my fault. It took some work, but I got her back to Kansas before he left. He also ended up coming home fine anyway.

TheUsedToolguy 03-11-2007 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Predator (Post 348020)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ok, thats hot.


I would buy a hooker, of course its to late for that not. I have proof that I have had sex at least 3 times.

Off subject a little. When I was in the Army, just before I got out, I had a new guy come in. He was a good kid, and a virgin. Well, he had a girlfriend that he was engaged to for quite some time. He was slated to go to Iraq in just a couple months, so he invited her out so they could get married. As a joke, I told him to hold off on having sex with her because as of now he didn't know what he was missing. So if he did it, he would spend a year thinking of nothing but sex. I TOLD HIM AS A JOKE. Well, when he returned to work after sending her back to Cali (this was in Kansas), I asked him how it felt to be a man. His words were; "Well Sergeant, I thought about it and decided that you were right. We decided to wait 'till I get back to have sex the first time". Well, at this point I about **** my pants because at this point, if he goes to war and dies a virgin, its my fault. It took some work, but I got her back to Kansas before he left. he also ended up coming home fine anyway.

That's good to hear, and no, you don't have proof, your children could have been artificially inseminated.

Predator 03-11-2007 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TheUsedToolguy (Post 348030)
That's good to hear, and no, you don't have proof, your children could have been artificially inseminated.


Well, maybe, but that would be in my wife and childrens medical records, which it is not.
Besides, it would be a terrible waste if my wang went unused. It is a gift from god to women.:rofl: :rofl:


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