i remember a time when you and I talked about Kazakhstan and you weren't very convinced it existed....and the goverment of Kazakhstan actually protested against this film...now every last dumbass american knows it exists....now THAT'S an acomplishment...

Yes, but it's now known as one of the most backward places in the world in which the sanitisation is brutal and everyone is ***

( what the bleedin hell is sanitisation?)...the fact is that it IS of of the more backward places in the world, but even the dumbest of people should have realized by now that it's just a satire...

well, we're talking about america here. That entire movie except for the Pamela anderson part was filmed on the spot with people just told they were going to be on a Documentary. That's actual americans. Sanitisation is basically Hygiene, sewege etc.

What the bleeding hell is sewege?

Human shit.

And piss.

Breakfast?

No thanks, I've eaten.

I forget from time to time that many people on this forum don't speak english as a first language. And It was sewage, apologies for the typo, even if you don't care, I do. You all do a damn good job of speaking a foreign language, I could never say the same for myself!

Well, English isn't my first language but I was just poking fun of you for misspelling sewage. And sanitization.

Although I guess that could just be an alternate spelling.

many people would be me and BlackT....i thought you invented sanitization to be fair, i thought you meant sanitation....never heard of the other word before....but yeah, i understood you...

what's your first language?

el dutch. or flemish, if you prefer

dutch=what people from holland speak?

yeah, and flemish = what people in belgium speak and is basically the same as dutch except they're too proud to admit they share a commonality with the dutch.

so what you're saying is that you're not english?

correct. belgian.

are you also saying you are in Belgium right now?

Are you on a computer at this exact moment?

I'm on a chair in America.

so what you're REALLY saying is that you're an american?

Sanitization is an americanism. Like so many words that end in sation or such. They use z, we use s. although now that I look at it I'm wondering if someone just made it up...

The Americans made it up because they can't spell.

Yeah, probably. Bloody Americans

Sorry, I sometimes forget that you Europeans have no set spelling rules and can change z's to s's and are allowed to put a u in a word wherever you please.

And no, I'm not an American. I'm a permanent resident of America, but according to my passport I'm a Belgian citizen and that's where both of my parents are from.

I don't really feel any sort of alliance to any country though, if a World War broke out I'd probably just enlist with the PLA (China's army) because they have about as many soldiers as most nations have citizens.

Change that to the Americans Can't remember the original Spellings and so they take out a u in words or change s's to z's because they can't handle it.

good answer, now quick, say something in flemish and impress us

Foreign languages are banned on the forums...

Apologies, Languages other than English are Banned on the forums, otherwise I would be sorely tempted to write in Irish from time to time just to confuse everyone

When I was on holiday in Acapulco...many years ago. An American girl asked me what the Queens English was.
So I told her that the Queen used to make up a new word every month and announce it to the nation live on T.V. and that's how the Queens English got it's name. :laughing:

Godverdomme ik zen geen amerikaan.

en dat kan me niks schelen over geen verschillende talen

*is impressed* now dance bitch, dance! *throws a nickle at CA's feet*

I wanted to post something funny so I searched "dancing retard" in google and I came up with this:

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...tie.vsmall.jpg

Right off the msnbc website too.

who is that guy? he looks familiar.

Tucker Carlson. Conservative program host on NBC.

Jon Stewart totally burned him on his own show and it ended up getting canceled.

oh, a fellow conservative. i thought i recognized him.

did she believe you?

Yes.
And I'm not having a go at women, especially American women.
These type are universal...we breed them in Essex, for that sole purpose. ;)
That particular individual was a prime candidate for a piss take.
It couldn't be resisted Spike...she was so dumb, she practically begged for a wind up.

oh christ thats f*cking hilarious. if id have come across a woman like that, id have done the same thing. you should have asked her if she wanted to find out about donkey punching. :D

Borat Interview
 

This interview is hilarious. If you like Borat, check it.
Borat Interview
Kazakhstan’s premier cultural ambassador — who may or may not be Sacha Baron Cohen — dishes on the hottest in Uzbek prostitutes.
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Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
It is a nice temperatures. I am very comfy. It is great honor to be in a room with a chairs and windows made from glass.
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