Your favorite quotes. (rock, albums, Kurt Cobain, solo, guitar)

~~bungalow~~ · 11-22-2005, 05:18 PM

"The eagle may soar through the sky, but the weasle doesnt get sucked into jet plane engines"

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"

"Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them"

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?"

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you"

"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up"

"42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot"

"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths"

right-track · 11-22-2005, 05:21 PM

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein.

Merkaba · 11-22-2005, 06:17 PM

The last one is very clever right track.

"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance" - Derek Bok

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something." - Plato

"There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works."

Annnnd the last one is the quote in my signature.

Laces Out Dan! · 11-22-2005, 08:28 PM

Is it neccessary for anyone to be an Amy Lee fan....im sorry im being off topic.....But isaw the Thread Creators name and it kinda sparked something

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 11-22-2005, 09:24 PM

^ At least she made a decent thread, and didn't ask us if we liked her instead.

"From this time forth, my thoughts be bloody or nothing worth." - Hamlet

"O that this too too solid flesh would melt." - Hamlet

"Sadness is like a season, it will pass." - The Power of One

"And there will be one more, if you don't shut that hole in your face!" - Officer from Titanic.

"Man, you just ran through a big pile of ****."
Forest: "It happens.""
"What, ****?"
Forest: "Sometimes."

"You're ****, just like everybody else" - Grace Heke

"I'm not the slave around here Jake! If you want the eggs, you can cook the fucking things yourself!" - Beth Heke (Once Were Warriors)

"I heard you're a man who knows how to get things." - Shawshank Redemption

"Don't ask me, I'm just a girl, hehehe!"
"Let's bake cookies, for the boys!" - Talking Malibu Barbie

"Mmmmm...iced Cola mmmm....free goo....mmmmm....something..." - Homer Simpson

Haha quotes rock, I have so many, whether they're from movies or real people.

Electric Eye · 11-22-2005, 09:46 PM

lifes a bitch and then you die thats why we get high because you never know when you're gonna go.
True wisdom, i nomanaly don't like rap but nas is an exception. nas's first album is an exception.

mosesandtherubberducky · 11-23-2005, 04:31 PM

Peter: "Why are the dinosaurs dead?"
Teacher: "Because you touch yourself at night!"

"Fuck it cut the corn" Gorrilia Radio by RATM. Everytime I hear that I smile.

Laces Out Dan! · 11-23-2005, 06:32 PM

"The concept of the rock-guitar solo in the eightees has
pretty much been reduced to: Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face,
hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward,
and look like you're really doing something. Then, you get
a big ovation while the the smoke bombs go off, and the
motorized lights in your truss twirl around!"

Ok Boo Boo i need to know this one lol

boo boo · 11-24-2005, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _LesPaul43_

"The concept of the rock-guitar solo in the eightees has
pretty much been reduced to: Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face,
hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward,
and look like you're really doing something. Then, you get
a big ovation while the the smoke bombs go off, and the
motorized lights in your truss twirl around!"

Ok Boo Boo i need to know this one lol

It was the mother himself, Frank Zappa.

sleepy jack · 11-23-2005, 06:35 PM

"Never under estimate the power of prog!" - Boo Boo

It made me die laughing when he said it..

11-22-2005, 06:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,882	The last one is very clever right track. "If you think education is expensive, try ignorance" - Derek Bok "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something." - Plato "There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works." Annnnd the last one is the quote in my signature. __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

11-22-2005, 09:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,775	^ At least she made a decent thread, and didn't ask us if we liked her instead. "From this time forth, my thoughts be bloody or nothing worth." - Hamlet "O that this too too solid flesh would melt." - Hamlet "Sadness is like a season, it will pass." - The Power of One "And there will be one more, if you don't shut that hole in your face!" - Officer from Titanic. "Man, you just ran through a big pile of **." Forest: "It happens."" "What, ?" Forest: "Sometimes." "You're **, just like everybody else" - Grace Heke "I'm not the slave around here Jake! If you want the eggs, you can cook the fucking things yourself!" - Beth Heke (Once Were Warriors) "I heard you're a man who knows how to get things." - Shawshank Redemption "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl, hehehe!" "Let's bake cookies, for the boys!" - Talking Malibu Barbie "Mmmmm...iced Cola mmmm....free goo....mmmmm....something..." - Homer Simpson Haha quotes rock, I have so many, whether they're from movies or real people. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

11-23-2005, 04:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
mosesandtherubberducky butt say x Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live" Posts: 1,628	Peter: "Why are the dinosaurs dead?" Teacher: "Because you touch yourself at night!" "Fuck it cut the corn" Gorrilia Radio by RATM. Everytime I hear that I smile. __________________ Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"

11-22-2005, 05:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,061	"The eagle may soar through the sky, but the weasle doesnt get sucked into jet plane engines" "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese" "Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them" "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" "Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?" "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" "I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out." "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you" "The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up" "42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot" "A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths"

11-22-2005, 05:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,769	"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein. "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein.

11-22-2005, 08:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,594	Is it neccessary for anyone to be an Amy Lee fan....im sorry im being off topic.....But isaw the Thread Creators name and it kinda sparked something

11-22-2005, 09:46 PM	#6 (permalink)
Electric Eye Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 93	lifes a bitch and then you die thats why we get high because you never know when you're gonna go. True wisdom, i nomanaly don't like rap but nas is an exception. nas's first album is an exception.

11-23-2005, 06:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,594	"The concept of the rock-guitar solo in the eightees has pretty much been reduced to: Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face, hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward, and look like you're really doing something. Then, you get a big ovation while the the smoke bombs go off, and the motorized lights in your truss twirl around!" Ok Boo Boo i need to know this one lol