#LUNGCOLLAPSE for me

i smoke too damn much

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I probably do, too.

I call my dog everything that rhymes with frank and often call him snarf

:laughing:

We do the same thing with our dogs, or other weird, abbreviated nicknames. My dog Orson has one of the longest full names of any dog I've ever encountered:

Gullah Gullah Orson Kyle Carl Buchanan Swirlie Fonzarelli Dorito Stapleton.

Origin: Gullah Gullah = because of the show Gullah Gullah island, and because the singing of the theme song makes him hyper.
Orson = Character from Desperate Housewives
Kyle = The character was played by Kyle MacLachlan
Carl = From Llamas with hats; Orson liked eating hands when he was a puppy
Buchanan = The president. Only, we pronounce it Buck-uh-nan, to make fun of my sister's Presidential speech at school in which she did this.
Swirlie = He has swirlie tufts of hair on the backs of his knees.
Fonzarelli = My mom has a thing for Fonzie.
Dorito = His feet always smell like Doritos. Always.

He answers to this, Orson, any of his various middle names, Orsie, Ors-O, Ors, O-son, O, Tic-Tac-O, Big O, etc.

I don't even know how much of a f*ck I give, cuz I give so little f*cks. I don't even give a f*ck about giving little to no f*cks about giving a f*ck. Anyone want some f*cks? Too bad, I'm not givin em out.

Don't forget

Hey, Salami is gone for a while.
Pity. Now who's going to watch my interesting in-car-vids?

You guys are.

Close one ;)

^^he's busy with homework