Abortion
 

So, when the word abortion comes up, pretty much everyone has a VERY strong opinion on the subject; weather you support it or oppose it. This thread is not a debate thread. Rather, it is a thread in which we celebrate abortion for one of it's lesser recognized by-products, ENDLESS hilarious jokes.

There's an abortion clinic a few blocks from my house, which I walk by on my way to work every day. A few times, I've seen the same two little old ladies on the street next to it, walking up and down carrying signs saying things like "abortion is murder!" and the like, and sandwich boards sporting the same boring, overused slogas. I've been sooo tempted to run up to them, and say:

"oh my god! is that actually an abortion clinic!? OH THANK GOD!!! do you think it'll still be open when I get off work at 6?!"

just to see the looks on their faces before i run off in a feigned panic. It would be fun to take advantage of the fact that they would definitely not be able to see the humour in abortion.

I was at a bonfire recently, it's fun to refer to the coat hangers you use to roast marshmellows as "DIY abortion sticks"

"hey man, pass me the abortion stick will you?"

so no matter where you stand on the issue, you HAVE to admit, abortion can be HILARIOUS!

Whats blood red, a mess and runs up a womans' leg?

A homesick abortion.

I enjoy gallows humor quite a bit, and I thought it was very hillarious when South Park joked about it. But it is something I take very seriously, I'm strongly against it.

I'd be interested to see a puppet show in which all of the puppets were aborted feotuses. They could have a song, sung to the tune of Vengaboys "Boom Boom Boom Boom" which would have the hookline...

"Boom boom boom boom, don't want me in your womb"

And a dance routine involving a vacuum cleaner and a barbecue.

"fetuses have feelings too" - oojay

the funny part is hes republican

My last step dad used to offer people abortions, with a baseball bat and a bucket. Didn't work on me though, I crawled out before the lid snapped shut.
My brother was only saved 'cause someone yelled out "Don't flush it, it's got eyes!"

You guys are ****ed up. I don't really have strong feelings on Abortion, do what you need. Its not my kid.


is it?

That sounds like the title of a talk show episode. And after the break "My father isn't really a hermaphrodite. Is he?"