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bit of a play on words really though, he dosent actually have to marry it

Mmmmm, goatseks.

Sudan might be one of those places where genocide is a national pastime, but at least they have a liberal attitude towards bestiality. That has to be a step in the right direction.

And I like how the elders essentially said the farmer should sell the man the goat to have sex with it. That's like the deal clicher:

"I want to buy your horse."

"No, this horse is mine."

"But I want the horse."

"No. I bred it. I fed it. I trained it."

"But I really want the horse."

"No. This horse was sired by a champion. I've been working with it day and night, it's times are getting better and better and soon it's going to be unbeatable. Unbeatable."

"Last night I gave it a blowjob."

"Oh. Well in that case I guess I'll have to sell it to you. I can't condone pre-marital sex."

^Makes sense to me.

I wonder if anybody has ever selectively bred animals for improved man-on-beast sex performance? Like a goat with horns shaped for better grip? Animals with no teeth for YOU KNOW WHAT. I bet somebody has done that somewhere.

could you mix human sperm with female goats eggs?

You could mix them, but whether the two would interact in any meaningful way is a different matter. I don't know at which point the conception process fails but the distinct lack of any goat-humans outside of places like Narnia suggests that human-goat breeding is not possible in the world of real things.

Hey, why not try it yourself, Didz?

well I have, i just figured i'm in infertile or something......

Are you dipping your wick in the right hole...so to speak?

Being a Yorkshireman you should know your way around, maybe your technique is all wrong...

:laughing::laughing:http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/796/radosnicejt6.gif Sexy Englishmen and their humor...http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/4...viathansl3.gif

haha, that would be like telling a friend onf mine he has to marry a book for using it to jack off(he has admited to it)

no it isnt...he never actually had sex with the book...unless he closed the book on his rod and you know...

Does a goat even have 2 holes back there, or is it just one massive multi-functional superhole?

Glad I outgrew that, I thought Larry Flynt was going to have my child http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif

Hahahaha...i think we've all gone through that at one adolecent point of our lives...however with you im sure it never ended after your teen years.

I gave up on it two weeks ago http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...lap/SQUIRT.gif

Atta guy