Pulp Fiction quotes
 

I think my favourite Pulp Fiction quotes are all from Samuel L. Jackson's character. He's just completely awesome in every way in that movie.

"I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"

"English motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"

"i want these mutha****ing snakes off this mutha****ing plane!"

=D

God= Samuel L. Jackson

I think Snakes On A Plane was the most entertaining movie ever. Also the worst.

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yeh boi

"uh, i think i just shot marvin in the face"

"I'm the foot-fuckin'-masta!"

"Does he look like a bitch?"
"What?"
"Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you mother****er."
"No"
"Then why'd you try to **** him like a bitch. Mr. Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody but Mrs. Wallace"

A little off, but you get the picture, and toward the end:

"So by that rational, you would cease to eat pig, if it had a personality"
"Well, we'd have to be talking about one charming mother****ing pig, I mean he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold from Green Acres"

And with Quentin:
"How do we look?"
"like dorks, you look like a couple of dorks"

Also, I like where Samuel L. Jackson's character has the revelation when cleaning the car, "Matter of fact, how the **** did I get in the backseat, we're switching"
Awesome movie

haha snakes on a plane.

possibly one of the best quotes i ever heard

"Do you see the sign outside that says dead nigger storage? No you didn't, because there isn't one!" < HILARIOUS.

*Shoots guy* "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

"What do they call a big mac in France? Royale with cheese."

Why didn't ya say something, Marvin?
Slip ya mind?
You forgot to mention someone's in the bathroom with a goddamn handcannon?!?

haha

"The Bonnie Situation" is my favorite part.

"Well, the thing on my mind right now isn't the good coffee in my cup, it's the dead nigger in my garage."

Jimmie: "Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?"
Jules: "Jimmie..."
Jimmie: "Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead nigger storage"?"
Jules: "Naw man, I didn't."
Jimmie: "You know why you didn't see that sign?"
Jules: "Why?"
Jimmie: "'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!"

^^ Best part of the whole movie.


"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

"Dont tell me how good my coffee is..i know how good it is. I have to buy the good stuff because Bonnie buys shit"

Man, I forgot I made this thread. Here's a random story: once I went to McDonald's or some shit seller like that, and asked for a royale with cheese. I got some funny looks.