How is he a ponce?
Just because he sometimes wears spandex?
I think you're just envious of his talent, I mean no one else can dance and play the penny whistle like he can. Michael puts Jethro Tull to shame I wont call you unpatriotic because I bet most irish folk dislike him.

on topic: Well if he did, then I'm not using my rosary beads again :(

Never liked how Paris Hilton wanted so much attention. She did this to herself. Besides arranging events via other people's choices, God's not involved.

She is a pretty lame excuse for a celebrity to me. She has just gotten use to too much attention and its gone to her head. I dont think she is stupid though, she is rolling in money. I think she should be treated the same as anybody that goes for all celebrities, to me anyways.

She was diagnosed chlostraphobic and she has Attention Deficite Disorder...thats funny stuff.