FACT: My first post was ****ing massive

Reason: look at the ****ing size of it. I've got isssuuueees

FACT: There should be a ban on old people

Reason: They're taking up valuable oxygen.

you're all homos and i hate you

FACT; Jim Roots and Mick Thompson shouldn't be allowed to play on guitars with 4 strings or more.

Reason; They never use them, and when they do, it's only to play a poor excuse for a solo. Why not let those strings be put to better use. PErhaps there's someone in St. Louis whose e string broke while trying to tune it? (me). Plus, maybe having them play on 3 strings will discourage them from playing at all, then the band will break up, and we no longer have to hear the horrible sound that is Slipknot! Except, perhaps, hearing it blasting in some mallcore ***'s car, but nothing a little mortar action can't handle.

Are you that much of a fucking idiot? Free health care would be fantastic.

Manifest Destiny is retarded.

Dude, I'm just ****ing around. I didn't think this thread was serious.

I'd love free health care. It just ain't gonna happen.

The money for the health care would have to come from somewhere. You'd be taxed because of some ****head kid not brushing his teeth.

Or some revolutionary getting shot.

i really dislike
people with excessive eyebrow hair

If you want me too, I'll trim them.