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View Poll Results: WHO WOULD WIN?
Neo 13 48.15%
Jesus 14 51.85%
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:45 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Neo sucks penises. Jesus was a black man with a large penis. OWNIGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-06-2007, 02:32 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Jesus has infinite lives though, after he keeps respawning Neo will get tired of camping and then J35U5 will pop up behind him with his Boomstick.
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:08 PM   #13 (permalink)
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:neo: Believe. I really didn't get why people have to reference the Matrix with everything from religion to what Tom Cruises son will look like...
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:10 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Guys, it is not open to debate, Jesus would win.

Everyone who voted Neo will be rounded up and shot at the end of the poll.
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:10 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Yes, Jesus is the son of god, but i'd like you all to remember neo IS god!
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:11 PM   #16 (permalink)
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HAHAH HAVE FUN IN HELL BITCH
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:15 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Everyone who voted Neo will be rounded up and shot at the end of the poll.
Neo would save us from the bullets.

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Old 07-06-2007, 07:16 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Unlike Neo (who was only a character played by Keanu Reeves), Jesus is real.
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:18 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Keanu Reeves is just Neo's ****ed up alter ego.
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:25 PM   #20 (permalink)
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oooo toughie >.<


im gonna have to give it to neo though..
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