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Laces Out Dan! 09-02-2007 08:36 PM

420 lb Woman Didnt know she was pregnant
 
This 420 pound woman went to the hospital because of what she called "A stomache ache"..48 hours later she had a baby.

News: Harsh words for mom - OCRegister.com

Son of JayJamJah 09-02-2007 08:39 PM

Get her some Pepto-Cherry

Nausea, Heartburn, Impregnation, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea etc.

The real question is how much did the bloke who planted the seed have to drink and what brand of spelunking helmet did he use to find that crevasse.

sleepy jack 09-02-2007 08:42 PM

Lol, thats so America.

Laces Out Dan! 09-02-2007 09:28 PM

you think she would realize she hadnt been having her period for 9 months?

swim 09-02-2007 09:35 PM

Some women have a period while they're pregnant. It's rare but it happens.

Laces Out Dan! 09-02-2007 09:36 PM

I also heard that some obese women have very unregular menstrual cycles because of how unhealthy their bodies are. They stop running correctly lol

littledude 09-03-2007 10:38 AM

i get being so heavy there was no need for weight gain.

jackhammer 09-03-2007 01:46 PM

You would have to roll her in flour to find the wet bits..

Son of JayJamJah 09-03-2007 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 393683)
You would have to roll her in flour to find the wet bits..

I hope you have a solid Sub-Floor

And have you ever smelled, or smelt for that matter, three day old rain water on top an open faced Roast beef Sandwich?

jackhammer 09-03-2007 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayJamJah (Post 393695)
I hope you have a solid Sub-Floor

And have you ever smelled, or smelt for that matter, three day old rain water on top an open faced Roast beef Sandwich?

Funnily enough...no!


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