I'll re-quote and break this down for you.

"Dude babysitting a baby isn't that hard at all, I have to do it. I just set him in a playpen by the computer, not that hard at all."

Since their in the playpen, RIGHT next to you its not that hard to take care of them. If they need their diaper changed, you'll be right there. If they're hungry, you'll be right there. If they start crying, you'll be right there. I have babysitted a baby before, as I stated. This worked.

Hmm, interesting idea, but I'm not sure it would work. We'll see.
Edit: It's more my mom than the actual baby. It's hard to understand if you've never met her.

I think I get what you're getting at, yeah i'd just pay attention to the kid.

Yah, normally the pen next to the computer thing would work but not with her...

Just give it a bottle of milk laced with brandy-it's amazing they sleep for hours.

The origin of the English-drunk-pub-going-soccer-fan is revealed!

Somebody here shout my name?

IT'S FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER!

My old man used to put a tot of brandy in my bottle now and again. Hes does'nt drink either!

that's what my mom did with me. Occasionally she would dip my chewing rattle in brandy to stop me crying.