Need help on scaring away a roommate.
 

So I was talking to a friend, and apparently her roommate is an annoying pain in the ass, like literally took tape and split the room in half, childish, no? She also apparently parades around in her leopard print bra like she is the **** and she is constantly asking my friend how to give good blow jobs and what not.

Anyhow I told her I would burn her a cd full of songs that might help scare her roommate away. Or at least keep her from being in the room all the time.

The first band that came to mind was melt-banana. Any other suggestions?

John Zorn
Extreme Noise Terror

Just put this on repeat for 5 hours...

Crack+Amphetamine+E=Teletubbies.

I'm ashamed I didn't think of the teletubbies...so obvious.

You could always invite VB over to do a live gig...that'd do the trick.

RT. That is one hell'ava thing to say about me. I guess I should be insulted, but I am just to ****ed up right now. :jailed: ....Peace.

It's done. It's a bubblegum pop/noise rock/death metal masterpiece, and I did put the teletubbies on it.

Nice work :thumb:

I think your friend should move out and I'll stay there for a while. She can parade around in anything she likes and she will get all of the blowjob practice that she needs.

Win/Win

ask them if you can take a dump on their chest.

dammit you took my idea. I'll still come over periodically. I can give her pointers on what guys like and don't like.

tell her to take a huge crap on the other side of the room

that always works

i met two kids here who had the same problem:
one told his roommate he was gay and had a crush on him,
the other sprinkled breadcrumbs repeatedly in his roommate's bed.
I'm not sure which is worse.

breadcrumbs, no contest. Crushes can be a bit awkward at first, but easily ignored. Breadcrumbs are complete hell to sleep on at night, and impossible to be ignored.

I would have retaliated with hidden prawns. Those things are rancid after a couple of days.

HAHA. You WOULD say that. God, you're awesome.


Has your friend tried talking to her room mate, telling her how running around the apartment half naked and asking her about blowjobs makes her uncomfortable? While violence is my favorite choice for solving problems, it should be the last, especially if there's a chance that negotiations will help.

If she has and the bitch is still running around in her leopard skin bra..... I would suggest Agoraphobic Nosebleed and Beneath the Massacre.

take a **** in tha bitchez bed son