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Kevorkian Logic 11-13-2007 05:15 PM

Need help on scaring away a roommate.
 
So I was talking to a friend, and apparently her roommate is an annoying pain in the ass, like literally took tape and split the room in half, childish, no? She also apparently parades around in her leopard print bra like she is the **** and she is constantly asking my friend how to give good blow jobs and what not.

Anyhow I told her I would burn her a cd full of songs that might help scare her roommate away. Or at least keep her from being in the room all the time.

The first band that came to mind was melt-banana. Any other suggestions?

jackhammer 11-13-2007 05:20 PM

John Zorn
Extreme Noise Terror

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-13-2007 05:27 PM

Just put this on repeat for 5 hours...


right-track 11-13-2007 05:32 PM

Crack+Amphetamine+E=Teletubbies.

Kevorkian Logic 11-13-2007 05:50 PM

I'm ashamed I didn't think of the teletubbies...so obvious.

right-track 11-13-2007 06:01 PM

You could always invite VB over to do a live gig...that'd do the trick.

Necromancer 11-13-2007 06:25 PM

RT. That is one hell'ava thing to say about me. I guess I should be insulted, but I am just to ****ed up right now. :jailed: ....Peace.

Kevorkian Logic 11-15-2007 09:23 AM

It's done. It's a bubblegum pop/noise rock/death metal masterpiece, and I did put the teletubbies on it.

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-15-2007 10:59 AM

Nice work :thumb:

MURDER JUNKIE 11-15-2007 11:03 AM

I think your friend should move out and I'll stay there for a while. She can parade around in anything she likes and she will get all of the blowjob practice that she needs.

Win/Win

anticipation 11-15-2007 02:22 PM

ask them if you can take a dump on their chest.

djchameleon 11-16-2007 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE (Post 414654)
I think your friend should move out and I'll stay there for a while. She can parade around in anything she likes and she will get all of the blowjob practice that she needs.

Win/Win

dammit you took my idea. I'll still come over periodically. I can give her pointers on what guys like and don't like.

stakeraiser 11-16-2007 12:13 PM

tell her to take a huge crap on the other side of the room

that always works

cardboard adolescent 11-16-2007 12:31 PM

i met two kids here who had the same problem:
one told his roommate he was gay and had a crush on him,
the other sprinkled breadcrumbs repeatedly in his roommate's bed.
I'm not sure which is worse.

Kevorkian Logic 11-16-2007 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cardboard adolescent (Post 414905)
i met two kids here who had the same problem:
one told his roommate he was gay and had a crush on him,
the other sprinkled breadcrumbs repeatedly in his roommate's bed.
I'm not sure which is worse.

breadcrumbs, no contest. Crushes can be a bit awkward at first, but easily ignored. Breadcrumbs are complete hell to sleep on at night, and impossible to be ignored.

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-16-2007 06:19 PM

I would have retaliated with hidden prawns. Those things are rancid after a couple of days.

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 11-16-2007 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE (Post 414654)
I think your friend should move out and I'll stay there for a while. She can parade around in anything she likes and she will get all of the blowjob practice that she needs.

Win/Win

HAHA. You WOULD say that. God, you're awesome.


Has your friend tried talking to her room mate, telling her how running around the apartment half naked and asking her about blowjobs makes her uncomfortable? While violence is my favorite choice for solving problems, it should be the last, especially if there's a chance that negotiations will help.

If she has and the bitch is still running around in her leopard skin bra..... I would suggest Agoraphobic Nosebleed and Beneath the Massacre.

dirt mcgirt 11-21-2007 06:03 AM

take a **** in tha bitchez bed son


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