They won't be offended, unless you have something especially nasty to say...which would be great. ;)

Serious personal profile observations would be interesting, but a humorous opinion would suffice in equal measures.

Perceptions of an individual don't necessarily have to be on the basis of meeting that person.
I think a lot can be gleaned about somebodies personality even on the Internet.
And before someone points out, "ahh but you can be anyone you want to be on the net!" I agree that's very true, but then I think after a while even that becomes obvious.

Anyone else who thinks they have another member sussed...feel free to contribute.

One rule...no insults.

I don't feel that I have sussed people out to a huge extent, but I have an inkling to certain character traits. People I work with have trouble figuring me out. This is not because I'm hiding anything. I have personality traits that are polar opposites of each other. I am sarcastic and flippant, yet a lot of people (usually female) talk to me about their problems and find I give sage advice. I talk about football, drink beer and generally live up to a typical male stereotype, yet I can cook, cry at films and I love kids. My music and film tastes are not eclectic for the sake of it. Many different types of music stir many different emotions in me and I find I get bored easily listening to one genre.

see, that's the problem. I don't know what might insult people and what might not. And I can't stress enough how much I don't want to alienate myself by being a bitch, i've done it before.

that helps some, i've got the whole opposite traits going too, considering I have that whole pesky rapid cycle bipolar going on, lucky for me I forget most everything I do or say when I become particularly polarized on one side of the spectrum, so I don't have to think about it. There's still something about you that I haven't quite figured out, even with all you wrote, give me time though.

I am far too complex to be figured out, my wife has been trying to no avail for thirteen years

Wow...awesome off topic guys (hint: separate and rename?). I'd just like to say that I think I can read people pretty well (I also like to focus on people's character flaws), but it's best to keep your observations to yourself, most people don't really wanna hear that kind of stuff...

Done.

And you can go first...

Did you see me going into about how I read people's personalities?

wtf is Sussed?

thats what i would like to know
i suck at reading people
but im pretty transparent so i think people can figure me out fairly easily
my friend has this thing called "empath" or something where he can just touch you & know every emotion going through you at that moment
pretty creepy

Urban Dictionary is your friend.

Urban Dictionary: sussed