The Chimps will conquer us and become our overlords
 

If this test is anything to go by.

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Chimps beat humans in memory test

Watch the 'Chimp vs Human' video, I was watching and I didn't even see half the numbers on the screen yet the chimp remembered where they all were.

They will enslave us and make us degrade ourselves for their own amusement!!!

Sounds like fun...not to mention a vast improvement on the status quo.

Chimps are so cute, they won't enslave us because we think they are cute... and test lipstick on them, and hair gels that burn their scalp. Chimps love us man. And we love chimps. It's science, you can't argue with that!