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How long will you live?
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I dunno but my birth certificate has an expiration date on it
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Love the participation Criggy.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: June 23, 2035 at the age of 48 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Contagious Disease (30%) Cancer (15%) Heart Attack (13%) Homicide (7%) Drowning (6%) Alien Abduction (5%) Alcoholism (5%) |
It said I might die of Alien Abduction. :D
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I will die the first day of 2052 when i am 66 years old i think or 67 or something like that.
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I will live until April 3rd, 2095. Every day after that will be a blessing. |
Every day I'm shocked I made it another day.
That's my answer. |
Linky no workie.
Last month my dad turned 87 and my mom 88, if that's any indication. |
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Forever... see avatar for more info.
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Idk. 70s-80s seems common in my family.
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death is the only reason for living tbh
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should make it another month or two hopefully
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Family has heart and cancer history and I smoke. This allows me to hate myself on the inside while still making progress on the outside.
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As I said, that is impossible.
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Too goddamn long.
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My life will most definitely be the leading cause of my death.
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I'm fairly proud of it.
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I'm going to write a thousand books, so when I die I can stipulate that 1 of my novels is to be released each year on the anniversary of my death. That way I stay relevant for at least 1 day for the next thousand years.
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Probably until I die. But I dunno for sure. I'm just guessing.
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That comment provides a lot of insight that can really help us get a fruitful conversation going.
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And Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic. The ****'s wrong with you? |
About 6'4"
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So you're not a writer. Nothing wrong with that. I am though. You dislike Garfield though? What is your problem? |
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Am I the guy who had his pipe stolen by Garfield?
I don't believe so. |
I meant the professor.
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Well my ID is currently invalid, but I don't think it is of that guy either.
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I feel like it's something that you should be 100% sure of.
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You mean you're not using fig leaves?
and you have the nerve to say Garfield isn't on the same level? You can't even identify what the best material to use as toilet paper is. I'm not sure I can take you at your word on this. |
I use fig leaves only for underwear like a good Christian.
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I didn't know your name was Christian.
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