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Rockafella Skank 01-09-2004 10:40 PM

How long will you live?
 
http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

October 21, 2061
at the age of 77 years old.

Not a bad age...

C.Criggy 01-10-2004 08:00 AM

I dunno but my birth certificate has an expiration date on it

Thrice 01-10-2004 03:50 PM

Love the participation Criggy.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 23, 2035
at the age of 48 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (30%)
Cancer (15%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Homicide (7%)
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

Rockafella Skank 01-10-2004 03:51 PM

It said I might die of Alien Abduction. :D

MobilizeTerror 01-10-2004 05:32 PM

I will die the first day of 2052 when i am 66 years old i think or 67 or something like that.

Interactive 01-12-2004 07:40 PM

Threads somewhat old but:
Quote:

March 5, 2051
at the age of 63 years old.
I'm living my life to the fullest and enjoy. I'll leave when I need & chose to (or I'll tell myself that).

BassoonPlatoon 07-03-2018 02:17 PM

Thread is even older but:

I will live until April 3rd, 2095. Every day after that will be a blessing.

Key 07-03-2018 02:51 PM

Every day I'm shocked I made it another day.

That's my answer.

Chula Vista 07-03-2018 02:54 PM

Linky no workie.

Last month my dad turned 87 and my mom 88, if that's any indication.

BassoonPlatoon 07-03-2018 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1969743)
Every day I'm shocked I made it another day.

That's my answer.

That is horrible. I just wish death was not inevitable.

Key 07-03-2018 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BassoonPlatoon (Post 1969777)
That is horrible. I just wish death was not inevitable.

It's better to be comfortable of the thought of death and not be afraid of it. Happens to everyone.

DwnWthVwls 07-03-2018 06:22 PM

Forever... see avatar for more info.

Frownland 07-03-2018 09:52 PM

Idk. 70s-80s seems common in my family.

WWWP 07-04-2018 11:19 PM

death is the only reason for living tbh

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 07-05-2018 07:31 AM

should make it another month or two hopefully

Exo 07-05-2018 07:41 AM

Family has heart and cancer history and I smoke. This allows me to hate myself on the inside while still making progress on the outside.

Key 07-05-2018 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1970515)
should make it another month or two hopefully

Damn, you really do think way ahead.

BassoonPlatoon 07-06-2018 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1969781)
It's better to be comfortable of the thought of death and not be afraid of it. Happens to everyone.

Who is afraid of it? The worst part about death is that no matter when it happens you still will not be able to do everything you want to do.

Key 07-06-2018 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BassoonPlatoon (Post 1971081)
Who is afraid of it? The worst part about death is that no matter when it happens you still will not be able to do everything you want to do.

That's why you do everything you wanna do before you die.

BassoonPlatoon 07-06-2018 09:58 AM

As I said, that is impossible.

SmokeAndMirrors 07-07-2018 07:38 PM

Too goddamn long.

[MERIT] 07-07-2018 11:12 PM

My life will most definitely be the leading cause of my death.

[MERIT] 07-10-2018 11:20 PM

I'm fairly proud of it.

Key 07-11-2018 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1971994)
My life will most definitely be the leading cause of my death.

Hipster.

simplephysics 07-11-2018 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1971994)
My life will most definitely be the leading cause of my death.

:laughing: dead.

BassoonPlatoon 07-12-2018 09:18 PM

I'm going to write a thousand books, so when I die I can stipulate that 1 of my novels is to be released each year on the anniversary of my death. That way I stay relevant for at least 1 day for the next thousand years.

Batman 07-13-2018 02:34 PM

Probably until I die. But I dunno for sure. I'm just guessing.

BassoonPlatoon 07-16-2018 04:52 PM

That comment provides a lot of insight that can really help us get a fruitful conversation going.

The Batlord 07-16-2018 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BassoonPlatoon (Post 1974148)
I'm going to write a thousand books, so when I die I can stipulate that 1 of my novels is to be released each year on the anniversary of my death. That way I stay relevant for at least 1 day for the next thousand years.

I'd rather die right now than write that many books.

And Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic. The ****'s wrong with you?

Frownland 07-16-2018 05:11 PM

About 6'4"

BassoonPlatoon 07-16-2018 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1975680)
I'd rather die right now than write that many books.

And Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic. The ****'s wrong with you?

Hmmm after so much time had passed I wasn't expecting replies on these. Especially my signature which has been there basically since I joined up.

So you're not a writer. Nothing wrong with that. I am though.

You dislike Garfield though? What is your problem?

Frownland 07-16-2018 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BassoonPlatoon (Post 1975806)
Hmmm after so much time had passed I wasn't expecting replies on these. Especially my signature which has been there basically since I joined up.

So you're not a writer. Nothing wrong with that. I am though.

You dislike Garfield though? What is your problem?

Is this you?


BassoonPlatoon 07-16-2018 09:22 PM

Am I the guy who had his pipe stolen by Garfield?

I don't believe so.

Frownland 07-16-2018 09:27 PM

I meant the professor.

BassoonPlatoon 07-17-2018 12:07 AM

Well my ID is currently invalid, but I don't think it is of that guy either.

Frownland 07-17-2018 08:17 AM

I feel like it's something that you should be 100% sure of.

The Batlord 07-17-2018 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BassoonPlatoon (Post 1975806)
Hmmm after so much time had passed I wasn't expecting replies on these. Especially my signature which has been there basically since I joined up.

So you're not a writer. Nothing wrong with that. I am though.

You dislike Garfield though? What is your problem?

I love Garfield but Calvin and Hobbes is on its own level and if you can't recognize that then I'll be sure to buy your books when I run out of toilet paper.

BassoonPlatoon 07-19-2018 01:40 AM

You mean you're not using fig leaves?

and you have the nerve to say Garfield isn't on the same level? You can't even identify what the best material to use as toilet paper is. I'm not sure I can take you at your word on this.

The Batlord 07-19-2018 02:23 AM

I use fig leaves only for underwear like a good Christian.

BassoonPlatoon 07-19-2018 10:28 AM

I didn't know your name was Christian.


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