Who wants to touch my eyeball?
 

C'mon!!!!..........Its shiny!

Does it have to be your eyeball, bb?

Well, This thread was started as a shameless oppurtunity to draw attention to myself, but...............No, I guess it doesnt have to be MY eyeball per se.

well who can resist anything shiny?

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How long has it been since you've posted here, Mr. Armstrong?!?!
This is preposterous!

..... happy birthday birthday boy.

and when you say eyeball,...eyeball means?

I SPECIALIZE in preposterous, sir.

Eyeball...... and possibly something else, but i'm not telling

lol i figured,...

Get yer mind out of the proverbial gutter.

out of the gutter? i'll not,...and you cant make me,.....eyeball boy

Eyeball MAN!

thats yet to be proved,....

*heavy sigh* Anyway.........

hey,...your the one who wanted attention,.....
be nice or your eyeball might get poked out,...

I'm being nice! Just playing up the "fragile male ego" schtick.

you knoe they say the eye is the most fragile part of the body

Wink,wink nod,nod

how does one wink with a solo eye?

Quite elegantly, thank you

though elegant, wouldnt it just be closeing your eye?

I never 'just close my eye'! *rolls eye*

i'd hate to be your optometrist

Yeah I go through Optometrists like Naomi Campbell goes through personal Assistants

mmmm squidgy

if they'd just take her cell phone away they'd be good,...as that seems to be all she throws at them,.....

now back to your eye,...i bet you'd look good as a pirate

Ahhh!!! Urban touch it, Don't jab it!!!! Hmmm....That could be taken any number of ways.

Great, now you've exposed my fetish

Stroking eyeballs gets me off

WHOAH!!!!!!

Yeah, Like, Totally

So when we gonna meet up? Make sure you shave your eyeballs, I like a clean look

wowee

haha, stephen?

<mackenzie

i think this has gotten a little too creepy and strange...although perhaps that was the intention all along:)

Oh what hell hath I wrought? Someone shut this down please.