What the hell? No paper??? :(

You could get a nasty infection from a paper cut.

I vote DRAGONFORCE!!!!

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/...948/Pebble.jpg

vs

http://image.orientaltrading.com/otcimg/57_5502.jpg

and

http://www.emporia.edu/earthsci/garden/rock06.jpg

vs

http://en.red-dot.org/rd/img/360/2001-03-0085-a.jpg

i don't think that second rock would be good for much except hiding behind

I'm sure it gives away free hernias.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6617/scissorsnt1.jpg

EDIT: It's depressing that I noticed Catie had already done the whole picture thing after I posted this:(

How big are the last pair of scissors in real life and what kind of metal are they made out of?

they're those big hedge clippers that come up from the ground to about halfway between your knee and your waist and they're made out of stainless steel

Like a Rock !!

Come on, if you play Dragonforce on 11 you can break both.