i can
has a human kazoo
also i can probably
drive out of anything

What is contact juggling?
I tried to juggle, but I got tired of oranges landing on my head.

i can lick my elbow
i can touch my elbows together behind by back
& i used to be able to stick my legs behind my head
now i can only do one

I can do one hell of a Truffle Shuffle

i can suffocate myself by pulling my bottom lip over the rest of my mouth and the bottom of my nose

I'm an accomplished flautist.....seriously

Same here.

^Are you really?

If flautist meams flutist, then moderately. I don't play in a band, but I'm pretty damn good.

fixed.....