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here's a quick rundown of the past 12 hours of my life:
3am: sleeping after listening to Slade for 3 hours straight 4am: get felt up by sleeping Ki, just go with it 4:30am: best sex in weeks 4:45am: toilet overflows because it's a bigger piece of shit than the shit that goes into it 4:50am: call maintenance emergency line 5:00am: connected to operator, Russian guy says he'll be here soon 5:30am: fall asleep 7:30am: fuckface finally shows up, fixes toilet, leaves 11:50am: wake up, can't take a shower because all the towels went to cleaning up water from shitty toilet 1pm: drive Ki to work, stuck in traffic all the way there and back 1:30pm: stuck in line at Costco for 20min just to save 12 cents off every gallon 2:30pm: minimal grocery shopping, quarters for laundry 3:00pm: just realized I forgot to buy a plunger mfw I have to go all the way back downtown and toilet is still making random running noises (and I still have to do 3 loads of laundry and start my Christmas shopping) AND goddamn Gorby the Toilet Man didn't even fix the screwed up flush handle: http://media.tumblr.com/d672ac07ca2c...AKR1qgceec.gif |
I just want to know who it was that gave you the best sex in weeks? :rofl:
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I can never tell if he sleep-touches or if it's some sort of stealthy act because he's too timid just to go for it. |
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****, I think I need to get a girlfriend or something.
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^^ I've been telling myself that for 4 or 5 years now. Tragic really. :laughing:
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