Tweakers are some of the dumbest people I've ever had the displeasure of having met. Seriously, they're ****ing stupid as ****. But you get enough of them together, they're a force to be reckoned with. Especially if they haven't had their fix.

Kids, don't do meth. Have you seen Breaking Bad? ****'s bad ****ing news.

Unrelated: I like to swear a lot. I have a special fondness for profanity. Why the **** can't I swear here without being censored? And how are other people getting away with it without being censored?

Do you have the link? I'd love to read it, if you're okay with that. :D

A dumb force to be reckoned with, since they keep trying to steal THE SAME FREAKING CAR OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Like, I'm glad it's not ours that they're trying to jack, but seriously, that alarm is horrifying (the first time I heard it, I thought it was an ambulance or a bunch of police cars screaming down the main road).

(unrelated but I really enjoyed Breaking Bad.)

ugghhh same, I have a terrible habit with swearing all the time.

I think I get it from my father.

If someone made a montage of any given day, I think I'd have said "fuck" a couple hundred times, called a lot of people "assholes" and uttered "son of a fucking bitch" a handful of times. Don't be mistaken, though. I'm a goddamn lady.

You fucking can, just quote my post to see how I did it

****ing ****s

I ****ing hate pillheads. They're functional enough that you feel like you can be cool with them, and they're cool for a while, then when your guard is down you realize that they're complete selfish ****s.

If I found out you liked Iggy Pop and the Stooges as much as I do you'd be the perfect woman. And Batman. You must like Batman. And be okay with me watching pornography. That's not so much a being cool thing so much as if you weren't we'd be doomed from the start. D. O. O. M. E. D.

F*cking Nickelback playing at my store.

Must....kill....Chad...

Batlord, don't you use a library computer...?

He has porn on VHS.