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Sansa Stark 06-13-2014 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1459193)
Call me autistic, but I still have no idea what you're talking about.

Let me google that for you

The Batlord 06-13-2014 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1459836)

I didn't have, and still don't have any idea, what your point with the gifs was. Whatever non-sequitor you made about some British sitcom didn't even register with me.

Sansa Stark 06-13-2014 03:59 PM

*sequitur and the gifs are green wing gifs, obviously...?

The Batlord 06-13-2014 04:21 PM

I still don't know what gifs you're even talking about.

Sockface 06-13-2014 04:25 PM

Today, it was really warm outside so I went out to play some music. Armed with an ukulele (my most portable instrument) I walked around playing mindlessly, enjoying the weather. It was nice. People smiled at me sometimes, and would ask me stuff about my "little guitar".

Then as I was walking past a convenience store, I heard a few guys catcalling me and yelling "Hey!" so I went over there to ask them what they wanted. They got scared and ran inside the convenience store when I went too close. So I started walking back, and they got back out and continued the cat calling. So I walked up to them again. Lather, rinse, repeat.

They didn't stop cat calling until I was completely out of eyesight, but wouldn't dare to actually face me.

Why? I'm not a scary person. I'm a 5'1 weak built girl. I probably couldn't even punch them. What's so intimidating?

(In hindsight, I really should have just walked into that convenience store and bought a soda. Just to see whether they'd flee.)

I was walking around with that uke to get better confidence in playing around people, but now my confidence is confused and won't function.

(Clarification: Cat calling is not a big thing in here. It's usually reserved for teasing.)

Carpe Mortem 06-13-2014 04:27 PM

Cleaned out a fridge with hundreds of dead maggots, a dozen living maggots, and rotting fish and meat today.

Well, halfway. Ultimately the apartment management opted to just replace the fridge since the new tenants move in tonorrow and there wasn't much time.

Finish cleaning it Monday, to be re-used. Creepy ****in apartment. Fridge full of rotting maggoty food, packets of holy water and incense strewn about, a coffin with a cross on it markered on furniture. All the excitement I ever want.

The Batlord 06-13-2014 04:34 PM

Admit it. You totally wanted the coffin didn't you?

Carpe Mortem 06-13-2014 04:36 PM

It was a drawing of a coffin, on an overhead fixture. Otherwise yes I am definitely a fan of actual coffins.

GuD 06-15-2014 01:40 PM

Some dumbass opened both sides of a milk carton at work today. I am covered in milk just from cleaning. Funny part: it got all over some yuppies "D&G" bag too. Hilarious how upset people get over *things*.

Paul Smeenus 06-15-2014 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1460280)
yuppies




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