I am pleased to say my dick is STD free. Had a scare a while ago but that was just bc I was goin commando in jean shorts for two weeks.

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If I weren't too lazy I'd put that in my sig.

Dude have you ever experienced scat porn though? Like holy shyt no pun intended I seen some when I was teamviewering (which is controlling another computer btw) some weirdo and he was watching it so I ****ing saw it. Dude also had some really awful misogynistic bull**** on his computer and prob did some ****ed up things to other people so I (as him obv) emailed his whole gmail contacts saying "i love poopy porn i'm so ashamed" guess that wasnt his kink so he disconnected. Still got paid tho

God no. I've never understood why people are willing to subject themselves to Two Girls One Cup. Never seen it, never will.

There was like fountains of poop in this guys window like

nope

NOPE

The only option is setting your house on fire. Nothing else will cleanse your eyes.

Money cleansed my eyes hombre. I just bought myself some shoes and went on with life.

Pee too?

I had a UTI once, that ****ing sucked. It's kinda like an STD.

The word in asterick rhyms with rum, heh.

Unless you're making a joke?

I think I'm high from the paint in my room.