Now i'm hungry for baby.

don't throw away all your potential.

if you're gonna fry up a sprog, make a profit out of it.

Day off school - three inches of snow. Perfect weather for hanging out outside.

And I'm lying in bed with a thermometer in my mouth. Life sucks sometimes.

Amazon, you're an *******.

It's the 14th. I had one more day before I got paid so I could have enough in my account for my Prime subscription. One day. AND. AND. AND. Gift card credit of 50$ that I guess doesn't count for the subscription. Now I have a 40$ irrevokable overdraft fee AND I'm gonna get another one tomorrow because I won't be able to deposit my cash until after the grace period. Why the 14th, Amazon? Honestly. Some of us don't work M-F 9-5, give us a little time ya cocksuckers!

And now I can;t even find my party shirt. wtf, world. **** you.

Still find it difficult to accept that this time next month I will have been a widow for 3 years. I am not posting for sympathy, just sheer amazement how time flies.

Jesus man! Three years! Where does the time go? But you've survived it well. Hope the kids are ok. If you need to talk, PM me.

Sorry to hear, man. I think I remember when you released the news way back when, and I know you're not looking for sympathy, but either way, i'm sorry to hear. Hope you're doing well though!

>indoor cat somehow gets fleas
>too young for topical treatment
>vacuum breaks down because ****load of hair stuck in brush roller
>spray the cat down with apple cider vinegar to repel disgusting creatures
>spray carpets down with pesticides
>find pet hair vacuum on Amazon
>$50, wow, what a great deal
>ships in 2 days
>mfw it can only be used on hard floors and I need to clean the carpet

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I'm thinking pizza and hard cider for breakfast because I'm pissed the fuck off.