Music Banter - The Bitch Box

Have you tried any home-remedies or over the counter medication? I can PM you a recipe for a tea I make myself whenever I get sick, picks me up right quick.

Received. Thanks man, I'll give it a shot.

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1532970)

also I really wish people would write me poems.

nobody ever writes me poems.

Batlords need not apply because that's just gonna get gross/weird.

I'll do it. Pick your style and give me half an hour.

ladyislingering

01-03-2015 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1532972)

I'll do it. Pick your style and give me half an hour.

the style is just be a cuteface however you want.

The Batlord

01-03-2015 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1532970)

also I really wish people would write me poems.

nobody ever writes me poems.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
**** off.

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Batlords need not apply because that's just gonna get gross/weird.

Sorry. I'd already come up with it by the time I read this sentence.

ladyislingering

01-03-2015 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1532977)

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
**** off.

Sorry. I'd already come up with it by the time I read this sentence.

good job.

The Batlord

01-03-2015 08:14 PM

If she were Jewish
In Aushwitz, they could make twelve
Pillows from her hair

ladyislingering

01-03-2015 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1532981)

If she were Jewish
In Aushwitz, they could make twelve
Pillows from her hair

:clap:

I'd make a good lampshade too.

Pet_Sounds

01-03-2015 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1532974)

the style is just be a cuteface however you want.

A chappie once thought about Rissa
And how pleasant it would be to kiss her.
But he realized her heart
Belonged to Bolan, Marc
So he spent all his days as a wisher.

Sorry, I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with Seventies.

EDIT: I actually have written some (in my opinion) decent poetry, when I have time to flesh it out. Last summer, I had a friend ask me to write him a love sonnet for a girl he was swooning over.

Josef K

01-03-2015 08:23 PM

I thought it rhymed with Lisa?

ladyislingering

01-03-2015 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1532987)

OH MY GOD that was adorable!

....where do I sign to adopt you...?

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Originally Posted by Josef K (Post 1532989)

I thought it rhymed with Lisa?

Nope! It's Rissa, as in Marissa or Clarissa (though I am neither of those!).