When are you going to meet him?

My bitch (to be on topic), red lipstick looks crap with braces :( :(

Well if my grandfather passes away soon (which we think he will...:( g'bless him.), I'm hoping he can come down for the funeral. If not, in two years when he's legal and can leave the state with a car...we shall see.

Yes but red lipstick is ace anyway ;)

Another bitch, to be on topic, my dog is a ****ING IDIOT. God knows I love the little bugger, but **** me, he's an idiot. He barks. So I take him out, let him sniff around, etc. This goes on for about 5 minuets and he doesnt do ****! literally! and then he comes in and ****s on the floor I'm like, what the **** man, what the ****. And mom gets mad at me I'm like ITS NOT MY FAULT HES RETARDED!

STRESS!
LOTS OF STRESS!
can someone kidnap me please?

^ni im fraid not,, with all the police charges et all.. i think ill kidnap rick wakeman though

You have to train dogs, dear.

Right after the owners though. ^ ;)

heres my little thing. i think antidepressants fuck you up worse than you were in the first place, but if you dont take them then everyone is constantly asking you if youre ok and secretly saying you are a threat to yourself when left alone. BULLSHIT.

My dog is a boxer and therefore very difficult, making him almost impossible to train and even so I can't be arsed :)

And ah, sorry Spike :[

Non-responsible dog owners shouldn't be dog owners at all :(

Training is very important, you need to teach dogs basics commands. A simple command like 'stay' could save a dogs life, for example if the dog was in danger of running onto a road...

I'm not technically the owner, my Mom is. And she can't do it either. My dad tried but it was useless.