Something like "look at your ****ing dog, get him off the asphalt for ****s sake"

I'd have walked over unhooked his leash and not said a word.

Put it on her and see how she likes being dragged across hot asphalt!

I also support the BDSM proposal.

Bitch Does Scorching March? Me, too!

Plug is 404ing me.. pos.

You need to install this:

http://assets.rollingstone.com/asset...jimmy-page.jpg

So, the girl I thought I finally won over just told me in person after making out and messing around that she really likes me, but it "doesn't feel right". God damnit, at this point I give the **** up.

The Robert Plant concert I was supposed to attend tonight has been postponed until September 15. And tonight's opening act, The Pixies, isn't going to be there. Damn.