I got 4 dollars on ma bank account and got no cigarettes..

Today is gonna be a long ass day.

Time to pull up the couch cushions for some change. You could also take a kid's lunch money or busk outside of a store until you get two bucks. Write a sign that says "need money for cigarettes" and your fellow smokers will flock to your aid and shower you in cash like a stripper.

I wish, most smokers here (especially the young ones) have no sympathy towards other smokers.
It didn't use to be like this but since cigarettes became more expensive smokers became cheapskates.

No, im afraid i'll have to dig into my penny jar and go to walmart and use one of these.

http://wiki.roblox.com/images/b/b1/Coinstar_machine.jpg

Be that dick that pays in pennies and puts the rest on the card. Give them a nasty look when they ask if you want cash back.

Yeah, screw Coinstar. They'll just make you 10 cents on the dollar poorer. Just plop a sandwich bag full of pennies on the counter. It's still money.

I remember once a couple of years ago I paid for a pack in pennies, dimes, and nickels. No quarters. I knew the exact amount I had in my pocket and when he rang me up it was 20 cents less than what I had. Being stoned already I stared at the pile of change for a minute and pulled out two dimes, plopped it onto the counter saying "that's exact change." The cashier gave me a look and Mr. Grumpypants said "I'm still gonna count it, I know when I'm getting ripped off." He counted it and I was right. This smug punk walked out with the biggest shit-eating grin he could muster. It was awesome.

I did something similar to that not too long ago. I was at an Italian Deli place getting lunch, and when the cashier told me what my bill was, I reached in my pocket and pulled out the exact amount right down to the penny. No more, no less. It was all the cash I had on me, and it was the exact amount of my bill. I was then glorified by the cashier as he announced it to the cooks in the back. I was a star, but only for a moment.

It's really one of the greatest feelings in the world.

I might skip the middleman and pay in pennies just to save me the trip of going to Walmart cause i go there way too much.

So much so the employees already know me and nod at me and sh*t.. >_>

Why are you watching the employees shit?