Music Banter - The Bitch Box

The porcelain itself may be blemishless, but I get the feeling I'd rather be bitten by either mine OR grindy's toilets before setting cheek upon yours.

Chula Vista

10-25-2015 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1646463)

The porcelain itself may be blemishless, but I get the feeling I'd rather be bitten by either mine OR grindy's toilets before setting cheek upon yours.

You're killing me! :D

ChelseaDagger

10-25-2015 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1646483)

You're killing me! :D

Immature toilet jokes happen to be my well-polished defense mechanism spurred by decades of jealous ridicule from lesser women.

It's a lonely road, man.

The Batlord

10-25-2015 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1646461)

Nah. I'm sure my living situation as a whole is still better than your gloomy (non-)basement.

At least I live in America. I'm sure it must be fun being a Ukrainian in Germany, though.

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1646463)

The porcelain itself may be blemishless, but I get the feeling I'd rather be bitten by either mine OR grindy's toilets before setting cheek upon yours.

You haven't lived till I've sunk my teeth into your fanny.

ChelseaDagger

10-25-2015 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1646516)

You haven't lived till I've sunk my teeth into your fanny.

Watch it. I married Bruce Banner, and you won't like him when he's angry [see profile]

The Batlord

10-25-2015 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1646521)

Watch it. I married Bruce Banner, and you won't like him when he's angry [see profile]